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Friday, 16 November 2012

SURVIVOR SERIES 2012 - FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL

‘What would you do, to survive?’ Went the old voice over at the beginning of Survivor Series. Well WWE’s answer to that was, not scrap a popular pay per view event just to replace it with yet another themed pay per view. It’s true that in past years WWE have weaned out the traditional Survivor Series Elimination Matches – which used to be the highlight of each Survivor Series pay per view – to replace them with more singles and tag team matches to further their own storylines.

Survivor Series was only saved because WWE failed to come up with another winning formula that would be popular with the fans. And thank god for it. With everything else in WWE becoming samey and stale right now, Survivor Series is the one time a year WWE can shake things up and give us a different flavour to entice us and lock the ‘some time fans’ in for the Road to Wrestlemania.

This year Survivor Series rolls into Indianapolis, where we, the WWE Universe anxiously awaits WWE’s penultimate pay per view of 2012.

WWE Championship Match
Triple Threat Match
C.M Punk (Champion) vs Ryback vs John Cena

Something momentous took place in the hallowed halls of WWE a few weeks ago, by all accounts. Something which your Wrestling God never saw coming and that’s saying a lot. Something which made me believe that WWE won’t be stuck in the rut they’re in forever. Ladies and gentlemen, you may never hear me say this again. But let’s give a big round of applause to John Cena.

Before you begin throwing the plastic cups and tomatoes at me, let me explain. According to reports flooding out WWE Headquarters, the man we all love to hate and just genuinely despise, the walking merchandise stand himself actually did what no one else in the company has the bollocks to do and stood up to Vince McMahon. This took even me by surprise. The man WWE pay to shut his mouth and smile no matter how bad things get around him. The man who has mindlessly followed the heard and the instructions he’s been given for the past ten years because of the massive amount of money that’s deposited in his account each month has finally come to the dark side. In a matter or speaking.

Maybe this was a ploy by John Cena. Maybe he was just waiting until he had enough money to live comfortably on in case Vince did sack him, before he spoke out. Maybe John Cena, I know it’s unlikely, is a master tactician after all. Could it be that John Cena was biding his time until he had enough power and sway in WWE before he stood up and say something? It was palpable to all of us years ago that something was wrong with the WWE product so reasonably it must have been clear to Cena and the rest of the WWE locker room as well. Certainly, wrestlers such as C.M Punk have seen it and spoke out about it. Punk bashed WWE in his new DVD, at numerous Comic Con events and that speech in 2011, which was faintly overseen by WWE anyway. But not like this.

From what we know, Cena lashed out at McMahon, to the surprise of everyone in WWE and told him in no uncertain terms that the boss man himself was out of touch with the audience and his very own product. Cena signalled to Vince, who you can bet hated what he heard – no one in WWE likes hearing the truth – that the company was in trouble, at least creative wise and that it was time for some changes. Yes! Yes! At last! Someone inside the company who thinks so as well. John Cena has to be given credit for this. Even Triple H and Stephanie McMahon won’t dare speak out against Vince even though both are direct Ayres to the WWE empire.

Reasonably, Cena knew he could do this. Because he never gets punished for anything. Making a mockery of Brock Lesnar at Extreme Rules 2012 – Cena got away with. Being lousy in the ring – Cena gets away with. This guy gets punished for nothing and we all know why. This time though? Will Cena get away with calling Vince out on the problems within the company? Of course he will. Because it doesn’t matter how mad Vince gets he only ever sees one colour. Green. The colour of the American money. Vince knows that should he punish Cena for his warranted outburst, there’s a good chance Cena will see red and possibly do a Hulk Hogan when his contract expires. Vince will never take the chance of losing that much money. No matter how many chairs were thrown in the office afterward.

Could this have been yet another clever twist by Cena? Could it have been the leader of the juvenile ‘Cenation’ which is ruining this business pleading for a heel turn? Perhaps. Which brings us to Survivor Series. John Cena’s inclusion in this match was always going to happen. WWE need a way to extend the C.M Punk WWE Championship reign into 2013 and couldn’t risk Punk pinning Ryback yet again. That would be disastrous for Ryback and WWE’s plans for him in 2013. So John Cena provides a logical and sensible answer.

Before we go any further I just want to point out that I predicted this match would happen in my Hell in a Cell Review last month. Cena, Punk and Ryback at Survivor Series. Yep, it’s all there! You could almost say this is John Cena’s punishment for his outburst. Either way, Cena is the scapegoat at Survivor Series. For C.M Punk to retain his WWE Championship at Survivor Series, with yet again no disqualification or count out rules, and to retain Ryback’s image, C.M Punk will pin Cena to walk out as Champion. I’m not saying he’ll do it fairly or cleanly. I can almost see Ryback delivering the ‘Shell Shocked’ to Cena before Punk knocks Ryback out of the ring and covers the former WWE Champion. If that is how it has to be then so be it. It’ll do everyone including Cena good to play the fall guy for a while longer.

Ryback is storming ahead in WWE, a run even I couldn’t predict. I thought that he’d have a small run near the top of the card before petering out and dropping into the abyss of WWE’s failed attempts to create new stars. However a strong and seminally impressive run against C.M Punk for the WWE Championship has yielded good results for WWE with the fans getting behind Ryback and chanting ‘Feed me more’. It just goes to show that if you throw enough shit at a wall it really does stick.

At the moment it’s hard to see WWE sustaining Ryback’s popularity. Partially because the wrecking machine is running out of opponents and WWE don’t have anyone on Raw capable of helping him take that next step. It would surely be a catastrophic move if WWE began feeding him local athletes and non important members of their roster again. To keep the push moving forward WWE need someone just as strong and big as Ryback to pit against their latest attempt at star making. I’ll touch more upon that in the Survivor Series Review.

Now though Ryback has a chance to breathe. Being put into a triple threat match helps al three competitors. Ryback can take a step back and let Cena and Punk go at it, initiating his power moves with effect before being taken out of the match by a big move from both men. This way Ryback can look destructive without relying on Punk to make him look like a star. Because Ryback won’t be able to rely on Cena to make him shine. I’m pretty sure that big moves from both Cena and Punk before Ryback will go down will make WWE’s next destroyer look good.

Ryback’s WWE shelf life may be limited because of the fact that characters such as Ryback or Goldberg can’t be sustained without sacrificing others around them. There’s going to come a time, when, to further the product or charter WWE are going to have to have Ryback lose clean in the middle of the ring. There’s no way WWE can keep rolling out the old ‘screwed’ finish to explain why the man who has been so dominant is suddenly losing here, there and everywhere. After five or six pinfall losses, the WWE Universe are going to start to disbelieve the whole monster image Ryback and WWE have built up so far.

Whilst the Ryback character won’t be around forever in WWE, there are options that the creative team have. Ryback can be built back up again if WWE use him sparingly after his feud with C.M Punk ends. A feud is only as strong as the last match fought. If WWE have Ryback run through his next opponent on Raw time and time again, then by the time it comes to the pay per view whose going to pay to watch a match Ryback has already won four times on television. There’s no mileage in that. Keep Ryback out of the ring until pay per views and maybe, just maybe WWE will be able to string him out for another year.

It’s become quite obvious that WWE have begun to run out of ideas for the WWE Champion. Booking choices are limited when you have two opponents such as Cena and Ryback. People may not be looking forward to the Rock returning to challenge Punk at Royal Rumble but I’m telling you now, what Rock and Punk will produce in 2013 will be ten times better than what we’ve been given so far. Both on the microphone and inside the ring. If you look at the WWE product in November 2012 then it’s obvious to anyone that the company are just winding down time until January.

As Survivor Series draws closer, C.M Punk’s WWE Championship reign approaches one complete year. And even though in days Punk’s Championship reign won’t have hit a year on Survivor Series night, as far as WWE Pay Per Views go, C.M Punk will have been WWE Champion for a whole year. Luckily for WWE this gives them an edge to play on for the Champion. Bragging and giving him a meaning going into the match. The whole ‘can C.M Punk retain the WWE Championship on his one year anniversary’ will be played on until the barrel has been scraped well and truly dry.

I have no doubt that with the addition of John Cena, we’ll see a more selfish C.M Punk in the ring at WWE’s annual survivor event. I wouldn’t expect to see the wealth of help from Punk that he gave Ryback at Hell in a Cell and quite right too. By now, WWE should have conditioned Ryback to get himself over and Punk can’t keep making others look good at the expense of himself. To expect him to do so is an oversight on WWE’s part. For the feud between Punk and Rock to work in 2013, C.M Punk has to start thinking of himself first and once again make himself a force to be reckoned with.

A big part of that comes in the form of Paul Heyman. Being credited with masterminding Punk’s Championship reign for months – not to mention being given the kudos for part of the WWE 13 game – Heyman has been nothing short of magical at ringside with Punk. This will all change of course in 2013 when Brock Lesnar returns to WWE and Heyman takes up his usual role as advisor to the former ‘Next Big Thing’. It’ll be sad to see Punk and Heyman part ways because the two have been gold and it’s great to see Heyman involved right back at the top again. For years, Paul Heyman was one of wrestling’s most underrated managers. Not anymore.

Hopefully Heyman will be involved in some way in the Punk vs Rock feud in 2013 even if it’s just a cameo. Using their brains could serve WWE well when they realise that the last time the Rock lost the WWE Championship, it was to Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam 2002 and Paul Heyman was the man that guided Lesnar to the gold. WWE would be wise to play on that fact and have Heyman stick with Punk under the guise of the man who has guided his superstar to victory over ‘The Great One’.

I expect a fuzzy, sentimental feeling that you rarely get with WWE these days, at Survivor Series. When Punk pins Cena to retain the WWE Championship it will mark a truly momentous shift in WWE. A shift that has gone from protecting Cena at every turn to actually planning for the future of the company at the expense of Cena. Before, WWE would have had Cena prevail and to hell with the consequences, all for the ‘good feeling’ end to the pay per view. We can all rejoice when Punk covers Cena for the final time. Rejoice because maybe WWE have seen the light and fingers crossed, there’s a change coming in WWE. How apt that it begins at Survivor Series.

Winners Prediction: C.M Punk

Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match
Team Ziggler (Dolph Ziggler, Alberto Del Rio, Wade Barrett and Team Rhodes Scholars) vs Team Foley w/Mick Foley (Team Hell No, Randy Orton, The Miz and Kofi Kingston)

Going into a huge pay per view, for the first time maybe this year, WWE have actually done the right thing. I know, I felt a little light headed as well when I saw this match announced. By putting all the elements together in a traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match, WWE have not just switched on the spotlight for the younger WWE Superstars, they’ve also added an air of credibility to a match which was heading for the bargain bin.

In recent years, WWE have cut away what made the Survivor Series so special and ground the whole affair down into just another average pay per view. What used to be the highlight of the month of November, with Survivor Series Elimination Matches galore has become another routine night of wrestling where we expected the same as the previous month. In the late eighties and for the whole of the nineties, WWE pitted two teams led by a well known and loved wrestler, who captained lower card wrestlers. This was a formula that worked every year. Not just for a one night stand, but in the long term of WWE’s planning.

By putting the lower card talent who were yet to get over with the audience, alongside a WWE headliner, the company made the lower card wresters popular by association. It’s a plan that worked and worked well. I doubt wrestlers such as the 1.2.3 Kid would have ever have gotten over in WWE had they not been partnered with people such as Razor Ramon both at Survivor Series and on television. Being the sole survivor along with Marty Jannetty at Survivor Series 1993, after team Captain Razor Ramon had been eliminated was a huge boost to career of the man who would soon be known as X Pac. In the early eighties, WWE used to throw together tag teams in Survivor Series Elimination Matches to get them over as well. It was a plan that was rich in the rewards it repeated after Survivor Series and heading into Wrestlemania.

The overall Survivor Series that stick out in your Wrestling God’s mind is Survivor Series 1990. Not just because it was the debut of the Undertaker, but because WWE shook up the bag of tricks and did something revolutionary with the Survivor Series concept. In addition to the usual and often exciting Survivor Series Elimination Matches, WWE added a tournament facet to the pay per view, in which the sole survivors of each match would advance to the final Survivor Series Elimination Match. In the end it came down to a three on five Survivor Series Elimination Match which saw Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior and Tito Santana take on the team of Ted Dibiase, Rick Martel, The Warlord and Power and Glory (Hercules and Paul Roma). This is one of the matches which I credit with the rise of the Ultimate Warrior.

Had WWE never booked this concept in 1990 then the Ultimate Warrior, although still popular, would never have risen to the heights he eventually would in WWE. Warrior, a man devoid of much wrestling ability and who looked like a man having a fit as he made his entrance had to step up in the finale of Survivor Series 1990. Although he had uber faces Hulk Hogan and Tito Santana to help him, that match was do or die time for the Warrior. And although his performance was bordering on lacklustre, the Ultimate Warrior – by association with Hulk Hogan and Tito Santana plus being thrown into an underdog situation where the heels outnumbered the faces – came out looking a million dollars.

The point is that by using this format year in year out, WWE created two or three new stars in one night. All based on association. If an undercard wrestler managed to eliminate a headline team captain then their stock would rise two fold. The one man though that benefitted most from the Survivor Series Elimination Match format, was Owen Hart. Survivor Series 1993 was the beginning of Owen Hart after spending years trawling the circuit. Fresh from a so-so tag team with Ko Ko B Ware, Owen Hart’s crowning moment came when the seeds were sewn for him to turn on his brother Bret Hart. What escalated from that night made Owen Hart a household name. If you haven’t seen it or don’t know what I’m talking about then get yourself a copy of Survivor Series 1993 and see for yourselves. It’s master booking by WWE.

Right then. That’s enough of the history lesson. Onto Survivor Series 2012 and finally WWE look to have booked the most important Survivor Series Elimination Match since 2004 when Team Orton took on Team Triple H. In an age where WWE have abandoned the star making match of the year in favour of single or tag team matches which serve only to enhance the storylines for television and future pay per view events, I believe that this match on November 18th will recoup some of that star making quality and if booked correctly, could make wrestlers like Wade Barrett and Kofi Kingston into stars.

Firstly let’s take a look at Team Ziggler. The captain, Dolph Ziggler has been handed a get out of jail free card by WWE, despite the fact that he was left off of the main body of Hell in a Cell and sacrificed to John Cena on the pre show, and now both parties need to cash in on what they’ve got. WWE’s treatment of Dolph Ziggler since he secured the Money in the Bank briefcase has been disgusting. They made one of his biggest victories ever – over Chris Jericho – look like a second rate afterthought by booking it on Raw instead of at SummerSlam and denied him another huge victory on pay per view at Night of Champions when he lost a great match to Randy Orton. Not content in their humiliation of the future World Heavyweight Champion they then job him out to John Cena and seemingly want us to glance upon Ziggler as nothing more than a ‘never will be’.

I have my fingers crossed that WWE have this outlandish rubbish out of their system now and that Survivor Series is going to be the beginning of Dolph Ziggler. WWE have taken a huge step towards that notion by making Ziggler the team captain and naming the team after him. It may not seem much but it is a huge deal. By giving such a distinction to Ziggler, WWE are making their intentions towards Dolph clear and hopefully this is the beginning of a message that shouts out to the WWE Universe that the big guns are getting behind Ziggler and his ascent is underway.

There are several things WWE can do in this match to elevate Dolph dramatically. The first being not use him as a punch bag. Someone to humiliate, like they have in the past few months. Dolph Ziggler needs to come across as a mean son of a bitch who has one goal in mind. The World Heavyweight Championship. Because that’s what this is all about. WWE need to allow Dolph most of the momentum and eliminate at least two top stars on the opposing team. Most importantly, should Ziggler’s team triumph, which i believe they will, Dolph Ziggler must be one of the survivors.

After Survivor Series, should Ziggler be allowed to break out and shine, then WWE can look to injecting him in some way in the dull Sheamus and Big Show feud and finally dethroning one of them at either Royal Rumble, Elimination Chamber or even better, Wrestlemania. More on that to come.

Alberto Del Rio has a massive chance to rebuild himself on November 18th. After what can only be put down as a disastrous end to 2012 for the so called millionaire, following defeat after defeat on pay per view to Sheamus and Randy Orton, Alberto Del Rio can take a step forward – which hopefully won’t mean two steps back in the fallout – by eliminating Randy Orton and one other wrestler, preferably Kane. Even though Randy Orton and Kane don’t have any high profile Championship Gold around their waist, both men are former WWE and World Heavyweight Champions.

Even though both men lack serious Championship Gold and no we can’t yet count the WWE Tag Team Championship, as WWE have yet to do anything earth shattering with the belts that currently sit around the waist of Team Hell No, Alberto Del Rio would be given serious plaudits for pinning both former WWE and World Champions. Del Rio’s feud with Randy Orton which the Viper won the first leg of last month at Hell in a Cell, would effectively be over before it’s even begun if Del Rio was to be eliminated by Orton. At my count that would be two high profile feuds which WWE have entered Del Rio into in 2012 and both have ended prematurely without a Del Rio pay per view victory. If WWE’s aim is to bury Del Rio so deep they can’t possibly hope to retrieve him from this absurd situation, then they’re going the right way about it.

Team Rhodes Scholars are riding high in WWE after their victory, albeit by disqualification, over the WWE Tag Team Champions at Hell in a Cell despite the lack of challengers who WWE should be lining up for the current number one contenders and it just goes to show how much they’ve come on in recent weeks that WWE have put the team in this all important match. You might not think so now but knowing how WWE look on Damien Sandow, the Scholar part of the tag team, this has to be considered a major leg up the ladder.

Both Sandow and Rhodes have so much talent that it’s almost childish that WWE are keeping them so low in the company at the moment. But of course neither man looks like they’ve been downing steroids like sweets and neither can lift a car about their heads, so I guess it comes as no surprise that Team Rhodes Scholars are where they are. Although I do think it’s worth mentioning that in a time when WWE are so desperate for headline stars, then they could do a lot worse than Cody Rhodes.

Anyway, I fear the part of Team Rhodes Scholars at Survivor Series will be to play the cannon fodder for Team Hell No. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Damien Sandow as the first man eliminated from the match and looking down the line then everyone else towers above him in the WWE pecking order. Even though this may do damage to Sandow’s character, I’m convinced that Team Rhodes Scholars was only created to benefit Cody Rhodes in the long run. I am going to be looking for a strong showing from both Rhodes and Sandow before at least one of their eliminations. If Cody Rhodes an eliminate Daniel Bryan then it would sensibly set up a Tag Team Championship rematch at TLC in December.

WWE could always surprise us as it seems that Survivor Series is Cody Rhodes’ event. Strong showings in previous years have upped Rhodes’ popularity when it comes to the November’s Survival of the fittest. 2007’s Survivor Series saw Cody Rhodes plummet with tag team partner Hardcore Holly to WWE Tag Team Champions Trevor Murdoch and the late Lance Cade – in truth the team of Rhodes and Holly were always doomed. In 2008 Cody Rhodes was one of the survivors when as part of Team Orton he eliminated now WWE Champion C.M Punk with the silver spoon DDT. In 2009 Rhodes was on the losing end as part of Team Orton although he did look good and eliminated MVP with the Cross Rhodes before his departure. 2010 saw the same fate befall Rhodes as part of Team Del Rio, a night which Cody will want to chalk off as something to forget. Last year, Survivor Series 2011 saw a return to form when as part of Team Barrett, Cody Rhodes wasn’t only one of the survivors but also eliminated the massive and talentless Mason Ryan with the Cross Rhodes.

Cody Rhodes may not have the type of record here that Undertaker has at Wrestlemania but it is still a respectable record and even more if you actually saw the level of performance Rhodes gave on those nights. If Cody Rhodes and Dolph Ziggler are the survivors and if Rhodes can eliminate at least one high profile wrestler this year then it will do so much for the WWE Tag Team Championship Division and gives Team Rhodes Scholars a real edge going into WWE TLC 2012.

Wade Barrett, who takes the Miz’s place in this Survivor Series match was a wise pick for WWE. Since his return from a nasty injury in February, Barrett has been reading water in WWE and seems stuck in a rut that WWE can’t get him out of. Before his forced absence Wade Barrett was in line for a World Heavyweight Championship reign and he was the original pick for this years Money in the Bank winner for a contract at said Championship. I would have been interested in a Sheamus vs Wade Barrett feud. The two are old friends from their days in Britain’s Irish Whip Pro Wrestling.

However, instead of keeping Barrett’s place warm WWE decided to fill it with Alberto Del Rio and Big Show. Two what would turn out to be pointless challengers and feuds when all was said and done. WWE would have been just as well advised to keep Barrett’s spot for him on his return so he could play on the whole English and Irish divide with Sheamus. Instead, WWE have booked a watered down Wade Barrett vs Sheamus match on the Main Event and now Wade Barrett finds himself saddled with a gimmick that doesn’t work and an uninteresting character that needs scrapping. Should WWE have pitted Barrett, on his return, against a top line star or someone the WWE Universe cares about then at least he’d have had some momentum going into the Survivor Series Elimination Match. As it is, Wade Barrett has none.

Still that can all change. In the landscape of WWE anything can change in twenty four hours. Look at this match for example. By rights, I should have been writing about an almost completely different heel team, one that was originally going to be captained by WWE Champion C.M Punk – coming off of his feud with Mick Foley. Now we’re faced with a mid card Survivor Series Elimination Match instead of a main event one. Wade Barrett can take heart from the fact that there are many opportunities to come from this match. A feud with WWE Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston for one or another avenue WWE could go down with Barrett is having him feud with Mr. Lard Arse himself, Mick Foley.

Should WWE, in their wisdom, decide to book Barrett to eliminate Kofi Kingston in the match and then attack Mick Foley at ringside, WWE could book a WWE Intercontinental Championship feud between Kingston and Barrett, where Kingston is managed or aided by Foley. Or WWE could build on Foley’s inevitable ring return, most probably at Wrestlemania 29 and have Barrett challenge Foley to a match on the grandest stage of them all. Don’t let WWE fool you by their negligent booking, there are a wealth of opportunities for WWE to do something with Barrett at Survivor Series. Now they need to get their brains in gear, get off their backsides and take the imitative.

Mick Foley! Old Mickels! Could WWE really not think of a better ‘team captain’, even though he won’t wrestle on the card, than Mick Foley? I respect everything Foley has done for wrestling and all the sacrifices he’s made for the business, as you should. In 2012, when WWE are desperately trying to find new stars, did it really have to revert to a washed up one? Despite what WWE or Foley think, Mick will never be a star in wrestling again. He’s too fat, too beaten up and has a serious knee injury which he needs to get fixed. This isn’t a one time deal, WWE didn’t bring Mick in for a lap of victory, they mean to keep him here for a while. If WWE were determined to go down this route, then they might have been better versed in hiring back Ric Flair to lead the face team – that’s assuming his TNA contract is up.

Still, make the best of a bad situation and looking at Team Foley, then the team consists of some really good talent. Although, just to point out, WWE have put the focus of the team on the aged manager and not any of the young and vibrant talent who make up the band. Glad to know their priorities are in the right place.

Randy Orton is by far the biggest name on this team and I’m afraid for all Orton fans, of which I’m one, Randy Orton’s role at Survivor Series should be star maker. Whether we like it or not, an elimination victory over Randy Orton will boost a career. At this present moment, with the feud between Orton and Del Rio looking to continue, I believe that Alberto Del Rio will eliminate Orton from the match so that WWE can book their rematch at TLC under either, Tables, Ladders or Chairs rules.

On WWE.Com, instead of hyping Orton, WWE seem to have taken to asking if he’s lost his bite or not. Come on, we all know why Orton is in the position he is. It amazes me that WWE aren’t rebuilding the best chance they have of reviving their main event scene and aloes, if you’ve been privileged enough to see the new C.M Punk DVD ‘Best in the World’ – which I thoroughly suggest you do – then you’ll know that on the DVD, Punk trashes WWE and it’s talent masking system. WWE have allowed Punk to be candid and truthful about the ways of the company and what he despises about it, even though it could be detrimental to the company – even though it won’t be. WWE will be applauded for keeping in material that could hurt them – yet WWE can’t be honest about Orton’s position and why they’re still punishing him in November. Madness!

Randy Orton has a chance to make up for the selfishness of both himself and WWE at Night of Champions when he defeated Dolph Ziggler when Orton of all people, should have refused to defeat Ziggler, citing that Ziggler needed the victory over a name such as Orton. That didn’t happen however and now WWE are feeling the repercussions. You might look at this match as a Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match, I look at it as a chance for WWE to do the right thing and right some wrongs of previous months. And that all starts with Randy Orton giving back to the younger talent what he took.

You could almost hear the sigh of relief from Kofi Kingston, when WWE made him Intercontinental Champion again. Free of the shackles that held him back in the Tag Team Division, Kofi Kingston has begun a slow and steady road back to singles stardom. It’s just a little unfortunate that the road Kofi Kingston is taking has to go through this Survivor Series Elimination Match. Don’t get me wrong it’s great that WWE see Kingston, as Intercontinental Champion, worthy of such a spot but in reality, if you look around the field of competition and where want to go with this match, it couldn’t have come at a worse time for Kofi.

Just as he thought he’d ditched the image of enabler for others, it looks like the old monster has reared its head once again. Looking down Team Ziggler, I can’t see anyone with the exception of Damien Sandow that WWE would sacrifice for Kingston. The way WWE see it is that the man who holds the Intercontinental Championship is expendable and someone who they can just snap their fingers at and everything will be fine again once he’s done what they want. That is exactly how the Intercontinental Championship got into so much trouble in the first place.

WWE have a much more important agenda at Survivor Series, namely the protection and future of Dolph Ziggler. I fear that Kofi Kingston is going to slip under their radar and become the proverbial fall guy for the team. Someone to sacrifice for a quick and impressive elimination. If this is how WWE plan to book Kofi on November 18th then they need to allow him some impressive offence so that when he does finally get pinned, his character isn’t damaged in the slightest. Otherwise WWE are going to have the old problem on their hands, namely an Intercontinental Champion who rolls over far too easily and therefore one we can’t buy into.

Just for the sake of WWE, I will give them the solution to the problem they’re scrapping around for possibly as we speak. If you’re reading Vince, then this how to get Kofi Kingston over effectively but also use him as the sacrifice you need. Okay, Kingston has to be in the match for at least ten minutes taking a heck of a beating but eliminating at least one of Team Ziggler in the process – let’s say Damien Sandow for example. Then the remaining Team Ziggler members each try and eliminate Kofi, hitting him with their finisher which Kofi then kicks out of every time. When the fans see that Kofi won’t surrender to the ‘Bull Hammer’, ‘Zig Zag’, ‘Cross Rhodes’ and ‘Cross Arm Breaker’ and has the heart to carry on fighting, Wade Barrett then tags in and hits a second ‘Bull Hammer’ to finish Kingston off. Fans will appreciate Kingston’s effort and respect his refusal to quit. This not only reinforces that the WWE Intercontinental Champion is worthy of the Championship he carries, but also that WWE are ready to take the division seriously. And should this happen then anyone who does dethrone Kingston of the gold in the months to come would also look good defeating a man who took so many finishing moves and still refused to give in.

Team Hell No are an odd couple to pin down. The current WWE Tag Team Champions are obviously on a collision course, and will split and resume the feud they started at SummerSlam this year, sometime in 2013. For now though WWE have dynamite on their hands should they be able to sustain the momentum and the skits that Kane and Daniel Bryan have been able to pull off with aplomb. The danger is that the comedy will get old and stale and therefore so will Kane and Bryan. WWE have to make sure that this isn’t one team they prematurely pull apart all because they’ve run dry of material.

At Survivor Series, I’d expect Daniel Bryan to do better out of the two and Kane to be one of the first eliminated in the match preferably by Damien Sandow or Cody Rhodes. Seeing as Team Hell No and Team Rhodes Scholars will most likely collide again at TLC 2012, possibly with the team of Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara in a triple threat tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championships, then Kane being eliminated by Sandow or Rhodes would set that match up perfectly.

Daniel Bryan should be one of the last men left in the match. His natural skill and storytelling ability in the ring would be a dramatic loss and waste should WWE book Damien Sandow to eliminate Bryan in the first five minutes. Should WWE allow Bryan to be either the last member of Team Foley or one of the final two then it would open up an avenue for a heated and potentially brilliant series of exchanges between Ziggler and Bryan. That I can’t wait to see.

In the end we’ll see yet more dissention in the Team Hello No ranks. One will inevitable be eliminated, one will last until the very end and the feud between Team Hell No and Team Rhodes Scholars will be furthered. That is the role of Bryan and Kane at Survivor Series. To push the feud for the WWE Tag Team Championships further along the road and make Team Rhodes Scholars look good. When you think about the other talent on show in this match then maybe that’s a fitting role for the Tag Team Champions. It’s better than being jobbed out to Mr. Nobody again, right?

Finally, we come to the WWE Universe’s supposed choice to fill out Team Foley. I don’t believe for one moment that the WWE Universe voted for the Miz to be on the face team and if they did, then it shows that the paying audience want the Miz in the main event situations and not floundering like a helpless seal in the mid card. If WWE are taking note, then this may be the wake up call they need. Providing WWE didn’t, not so accidentally predetermine the results. After all it is the way in WWE.

The inclusion of the Miz in this match as a wheel in Team Foley throws up a major dilemma for WWE. Seeing as WWE’s public excuse for stripping the Miz of the Intercontinental Championship was that they were planning for him to make his way back into the upper echelon of WWE, eventually building him back up for a run with the WWE Championship, then the creative team has to handle the booking of this match carefully. Miz’s great run was meant to start at Survivor Series, seeing as WWE need to use this match as a vehicle for Dolph Ziggler, then the Miz looks like he’ll have to wait yet again.

Whilst it may be better for Miz to wait for his run to start, which looks like developing into a feud with Randy Orton if the pre Survivor Series Smackdown is anything to go by, it has to be a huge blow to Miz to know that he’s in a match, on a team that can’t be favourites to win in any fan’s mind who knows how wrestling works. It begs the question why WWE publically announced plans for the Miz knowing this situation was always an option. This is another case of acting before they think.

However plans for the Miz do look rosy. WWE are tossing around ideas to turn Miz face which will be a lot easier should they turn Randy Orton heel. A face Miz has a lot of potential seeing as he’s done everything he can as a heel. WWE currently lacks a face that can talk on the mic as well as back it up in the ring and in the Miz they have all of that. It’s something which worked for the Rock in the late 1990’s, turning him to heel then face and judging by the crowd’s reaction to the Miz, lately, it’s something they want as well. There is great mileage in a Miz face character, one that could outsmart the heel on the mic would get over even more.

At Survivor Series however, the Miz may have to settle for being the last man left on Team Foley and being pinned by Dolph Ziggler at the conclusion of the match. However, should Miz be toppled by Ziggler after Orton turns heel on him in Chris Jericho fashion – for those who remember Survivor Series 2001 – then Miz’s character wouldn’t be harmed at all and even though Ziggler’s pinfall victory wouldn’t be a clean one at least this would go some way to safeguarding both men and their future inclusion in WWE’s headline scene.

Should WWE allocate this match more than fifteen minutes then I’m confident we’ll see at least one new star made at Survivor Series. If WWE plan carefully and add their wisdom to the mix, which they still have lots of believe it or not, they just need to open the basement door and dig around for it slightly, then each member of each team can look good despite their impending eliminations. If either Cody Rhodes or Damien Sandow are eliminated within three minutes of the opening bell without an elimination to their name, Team Rhodes Scholars will clearly be labelled ‘time passers’ for Team Hell No whilst WWE prep Mysterio and Sin Cara for a Tag Team Championship feud. If, and it’s a big if, WWE allow either Rhodes or Sandow to eliminate a big name and be one of the survivors then the future won’t look so bleak for Team Rhodes Scholars after all.

This match is designed for one thing though and one purpose. The advancement of Dolph Ziggler. And quite right too. Dolph Ziggler must leave Survivor Series looking a million dollars. If WWE fail in their task this time around then one has to question the commitment WWE has to Ziggler and furthering their scarce headline roster.

Winners Prediction: Team Ziggler (Survivors: Dolph Ziggler and Cody Rhodes)

World Heavyweight Championship Match
Big Show (Champion) vs Sheamus

For the life of me, a month after Big Show defeated Sheamus at Hell in a Cell 2012 for the World Heavyweight Championship, I still cannot think up a half decent reason why WWE put the gold over the shoulder of Big Show. After McMahon openly criticised Show on Raw, saying that the great oaf has done nothing with his time in WWE, it was the last thing I expected to happen.

There is the train of thought though that WWE have made the worlds biggest bore Champion to prolong Sheamus’ run at the top. Should Big Show – let’s hope this doesn’t happen – retain the World Heavyweight Championship again the feud could be stretched to TLC. However if Sheamus was to topple the Champion at Survivor Series then it would make Sheamus look like a stronger Champion. But all this is under the banner of ‘if’.

I can’t be the only one who looks at this match and then down the WWE roster and thinks that if WWE wanted to preserve the feud until December, then surely a traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match, captained by both men would have been the way forward. On a pay per view which used to pride itself on matches of survival which made numerous stars in the process, this would have been the perfect opportunity for WWE to take eight wrestlers who have either been saddled with appearances on Superstars and the Main Event and throw them into the mix. It would have looked a lot better especially if Sheamus and Show were to battle to a double count out, eliminating them from the match and preserving their feud, leaving the undercard guys to battle it out.

Had WWE put a lot more gumption into this match then this is how it could have looked. Team Sheamus (Sheamus, Zack Ryder, Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara and Santino Marella) vs Team Show (Big Show, Tensai, Drew McIntyre and The Prime Time Players). After Show and Sheamus had battled to a double count out the match would have been open for talent building. Providing Big Show hadn’t destroyed the credibility of half the wrestler on Team Sheamus. Mysterio and Cara could have taken another step towards imploding when Cara was eliminated by Prime Time Players, in Owen Hart fashion and blamed Mysterio for his elimination. Ryder and Tensai would have a chance to show WWE what they’re missing by putting them on shows which simply do not matter.

This, as a Survivor Series Elimination Match would have been the perfect attraction for Survivor Series 2012 and a great detour away from the feud no one wants to see any more of. It would saved Big Show’s blushes and possibly injected Sheamus with the aggression his character still hadn’t found in November 2012. A Sheamus who didn’t care about the match or his elimination, only getting revenge on Big Show for his defeat at Hell in a Cell could have been the making of ‘The Celtic Warrior’. I did suggest a few months ago that Sheamus needed to find some aggression to his character, I believe it was in his never ending feud with Alberto Del Rio. As of yet, even though we’ve seen glimpses of the man Sheamus should have become, we’ve yet to see a full transformation. Just when it looks like Sheamus may have the hang of it, he produces that ridiculous smile and it all washes away. The aggression and pissed off attitude that Stone Cold Steve Austin exuded after his ‘Ringmaster’ phase was the making of the character and I’m convinced that it would be for Sheamus as well.

Big Show as World Heavyweight Champion in today’s climate is as ridiculous as Santino Marella’s character from beginning to present day. Something that should have never have begun to begin with. I have tried to rack my brain to say something positive about Big Show and the predicament WWE have put us in and I can’t find anything. The guy has all the charisma of a turtle in its shell and is so limited in the ring that his repertoire consists of head butts, choke slams and getting in and out of the ring. Which by the time he’s stepped over the top rope he’s usually blow up (worn out for those not in the know). There is no life in Big Show’s Championship reign as proved by his month on top from Hell in a Cell onwards. Name me one thing Big Show has done in the last month that has truly astounded and I will shut the hell up and move on. Anyone? Didn’t think so.

WWE have the option of recycling the Mark Henry vs Big Show feud. Henry’s sustained absence from the ring and face turn upon his return would have sensibly laid the foundations for another feud of the big guns. In truth, look deep inside yourself and tell me if you can stomach another Big Show vs Mark Henry feud. Me neither. Their feud over the ECW Championship was rotten and their 2011 feud over the World Heavyweight Championship was worse. Feuds like Mark Henry vs Big Show are what ‘Fast Forward’ buttons on DVD remote controls and ‘Channel up and Channel down’ buttons on television remote controls are for. Something you really don’t need to see.

Above we covered Sheamus’ need to find something within to make his character truly standout. As of yet ‘The Great White hasn’t found it. WWE needs to light a fire under his pale arse before fans grow indifferent to the former World Heavyweight Champion. Sadly, Vince and the rest of the Muppet Show think that Sheamus’ complexion and his hair are enough to set him apart from the rest. They’re wrong. Yes, they make him stand out around the tanned, greasy haired competition, but come on, it’s 2012 and Sheamus’ character and personality are as flat as Tensai’s career.

The obvious choice would be to turn Sheamus heel again. As a face he’s been largely disappointing to the point where I was praying for Alberto Del Rio to walk away with the World Heavyweight Championship at Night of Champions just so we didn’t have to see the Irishman walk down the aisle with that grin on his face. If Sheamus was to turn on a fan favourite in 2013 then maybe WWE could salvage some interest and begin to build on that. As a heel in 2009 and 2010 Sheamus was hot. He drew heat from the crowd and had WWE kept him on that path as they did with his mentor Triple H in 2000, Sheamus could have grown to become one of those people that fans paid to see get beat.

It’s a glaring obvious fix for WWE and Sheamus, yet one that’s being ignored time and time again because if WWE were to actually look at the character and see what was wrong then it might destroy their idea that everything’s fine in their little world and we all know WWE don’t like to see the cracks in their foundations. I would suggest to WWE that if the heel Sheamus doesn’t appeal to them then other steps that could be taken to a rebuild would be stop Sheamus talking for one. I’m sure that half of the American audience watching can’t understand him, I know I have trouble sometimes. And if the fans in the USA and U.K can’t understand what Sheamus is saying – the English speaking countries – then what chance does a non English speaking country have? A strong, brooding, silent Sheamus would be far more effective and begin to convey the aggression he needs to find. And if that isn’t lighting up the light bulbs above Vince’s head then please stop him saying ‘Fellah’. It’s become an in-joke in WWE and is just stereotyping Irish people. For the people reading who aren’t British, no, not all Irish people walk around saying ‘Fella’ instead of ‘Fellow’ or ‘Mate’ which are the more common terms for all people in the United Kingdom.

As we head into the match which should have never been, for me there can only be one winner. Sheamus has to defeat Big Show at Survivor Series in order to scrape back his image and set events in order to change his stale character. Toppling a giant like Big Show would put a new slant on Sheamus even if the feud is going into TLC in December. ‘The Great White’ isn’t only beginning to become extinct in WWE, worse than that Sheamus is falling into the crowd. Whilst Sheamus would never be stuck entirely on Superstars or the Main Event, his prospects can’t look good if WWE begin to lose interest in him. When that happens there’s only way for a wrestler to go.

If that was to happen then extinction would be kinder for Sheamus. At least he’d be remembered for something.

Winners Prediction: Sheamus

WWE Untied States Championship Match
Antonio Cesaro (Champion) vs R-Truth

WWE are high on Antonio Cesaro in 2012, which means one of two things. Either Cesaro will soar through the ranks of WWE finally challenging Kofi Kingston for the Intercontinental Championship before making his way into the WWE Championship scene, or, knowing WWE, Cesaro could plummet downwards through the bottom of the United States Championship division and keep going until he hits the bed of ‘Superstars’ gets lost in the shuffle like so many have before him. Let’s all hope that it’s the first.

It’s hard to get excited about a United States Championship Match these days. Mostly because WWE has done nothing with a wrestler and Championship that could have done so much in the months since Cesaro defeated Santino on the SummerSlam pre-show. There has been countless opportunities for WWE to make both look important and each one of them have passed by without even so much as a glance by the booking office and creative team. That is a major oversight by WWE, one which has contributed to the downfall of the United States Championship.

It’s too tempting to hark back on the days the United States Championship was important. I’m talking about the WWE’s version. When Eddie Guerrero won the inaugural WWE United States Championship and feuded with Chris Benoit over the strap, it looked like WWE had found a natural succession to the Intercontinental Championship – as far as a star builder goes. Since then it has faded into the shadows and WWE wonder why no one cares anymore.

It’s a shame, because WWE only has to look at its roster to see that it has a ready made and vibrant United States Championship Division, ready made. With wrestlers such as Tensai, Zack Ryder, Tyson Kidd, Justin Gabriel, Santino Marella (I know, I know. I’m trying to make a point here), R-Truth, Sin Cara, Ted Dibiase, Trent Baretta and even some of the rookies from NXT thrown in, the United States Championship Division could be a thriving scene that makes names instead of tarnishing them with being associated with a dying Championship.

WWE already have the perfect protagonist in Cesaro for the faces to try and topple. Some first class booking ingenuity would make Cesaro a hated heel among the masses and the person who finally did dethrone the reigning United States Champion would be made for the next few months in WWE. BY that time of course the division, being a hotbed for new and exciting talent would be something which fans could finally buy into. The long term isn’t a quick fix, don’t get me wrong, but the short time is fixable with views to a fuller and fresher future.

By rights, WWE should have had Cesaro go out on Raw the night after SummerSlam and call out the entire WWE Universe. Wrestlers and fans alike. Spouting that he’s the new face of the company and that with the United States Championship in tow he will plough his way through the roster until he finally reaches the pinnacle of the mountain. By doing that Cesaro would have looked like a serious threat to anyone on the roster and if WWE had have had some of the big names such as Kane and Daniel Bryan challenge Cesaro and lose, then it would have done wonders for the gold and Cesaro.

It’s not too late for WWE to do something with their latest flavour of the year and I’d expect him to rise further in 2013 as long as WWE can find the right medium. I’d expect a long United States Championship reign from Cesaro with more action than this one has begun with. A decent feud, an important spot on every pay per view, a great showing in the Royal Rumble Match in January and consistency in the ring should get Cesaro noticed more so than he is now.

R-Truth is another wrestler who has been stuck in a rut since his tag team with Kofi Kingston ended. Endless defeats and appearances on ‘Superstars’ has seen the former WWE Tag Team Champion’s stock fall. WWE just about kept Truth’s head above water as tag Team Champion but now he’s out on his own, the artists formerly known as K-Kwik is struggling to survive and with good reason. Truth isn’t the most natural singles performer in WWE today. He looks awkward in the ring when not partnered with a wrestler capable of hiding his flaws. In short, R-Truth is not even a candidate for United States Champion.

I believe the only reason that Truth is in this match, is because WWE don’t want us to forget him and after all, you have to be seen to be remembered in WWE. I bet if you said ‘Tensai’ to a WWE fan now, they’d look at you with confusion. Seeing as the first section of 2013 is going to be totally dominated by the Rock and C.M Punk, it’s a sad fact that Truth, Cesaro and the United States Championship are going to be buried under the tidal wave about to hit WWE. It’s the perfect time for WWE to re-imagine Truth and give him something new to make him appeal to the fans. Honestly, the rapper is getting 1990’s and no one believes Truth is going anywhere. WWE need to come up with something to change that opinion.

If reports are to be believed then WWE are looking at a potential feud between a Face Miz and Heel Cesaro for a top line feud in 2013. This would be a masterstroke by WWE. Miz’s qualities as a face, discussed above, would offset Cesaro’s heel perfectly. The only snag would be that Cesaro would have to drop the United States Championship in order for that to happen. WWE would never think of having a man in the Miz’s position, that is heading towards the top of the card once again, fight for the United States Championship. They see that as a step in the wrong direction for anyone they’ve singled out as a future star.

All in all the WWE United States Championship Match at Survivor Series could do a lot for the Champion but is designed to do almost nothing for the challenger. Maybe that’s we should expect now. We’ve seen it with John Cena for years. When WWE have a bee in their bonnet about a certain person they will go all out to protect him whatever the cost, regardless of who they destroy on the way.

Winners Prediction: Antonio Cesaro

WWE Divas Championship Match
Eve (Champion) vs Kaitlyn

I have never, ever found it a chore to write this blog. Not even when there seemed nothing to talk about. When it comes to the WWE Divas section of the pay per view though, it’s beginning to get harder and harder to think of something to write about, without repeating what I said last month.

Without a strong backbone of a story to it, this Divas Championship Match is going to be the card filler we all know it is. WWE’s attempts to make the division more exciting have failed hideously and the departure of Kharma and Beth Phoenix have spelt all but the end of an already lacklustre division. There is nowhere the Divas Division can go from here. The current champion is lifeless in the ring and the challengers are even worse. Even WWE’s best shot at a female wrestler on the professional roster, Layla, seems to have thrown in the towel and adopted the ‘if they’re not bothering, why should I?’ attitude. She can hardly be blamed there’s nothing left for the women in WWE. The company can’t stick them back as valets that would be seen as a sexist stereotype. Like WWE can do with anymore of those.

I have voiced in the past that WWE should axe the division and almost every female performer in it. That would give WWE a chance to take another look at their female division now and in the past. Hopefully that would spurn Vince to get this stupid idea he’s got in his head, that models and future playboy models have a place in wrestling, and hire real wrestlers. I don’t think its any secret that Vince doesn’t like hiring ugly women, but if they’re going to revolutionize WWE’s Women’s Division then it’s time Vince conceded defeat and put the models to one size. The big man knows that a huge pair of tits don’t make a great wrestler and on a product that is routinely churned out with a ‘PG-13’ rating on it, Vince should be concentrating what’s in the ring and not what’s in a bra.

I don’t even want to talk about this match because it’s the same old story. Boring challenger, dull champion, uninterested audience, blah, blah, blah. For some reason WWE think that we’re still interested in this whole Layla, Kaitlyn storyline and I’d be surprised if Layla didn’t fully turn heel on Kaitlyn and cost her the Championship. Would it make any difference to the overall situation of things? No!

If WWE truly believe that Survivor Series is the night on which their talent has to ‘Strive to Survive’ then maybe its time they looked at the problems they have seeded inside their own product. November 18th would be the perfect time for WWE to start making major changes to its Divas Division of it wants it be around by this time next year. After all, it’s all about survival.

Winners Prediction: Eve

Pre-Show Match
3MB vs Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd

Another example of how WWE are beginning to throw wrestler on pay per view just to keep up their image. Like I said. They have to be seen to be heard. 3MB are a pointless waste of time. Reminiscent of Curt Henning’s country and western group in WCW, 3MB posses only one member who has any real chance of making it big in the next few years. Drew McIntyre should have been spared this farce and had WWE been bothered to think up anything else for him, he would have been.

Heath Slater – the ‘future endeavour’ chart topper. Jinder ‘Put me out of my misery’ Mahal and Drew ‘Where did my career go’ McIntyre are the men who will be sacrificed to this years pay per view Pre-Show. At one point in time both Mahal and Slater looked to have real potential and anywhere else in the world they could be stars. In WWE, they’re scapegoats. Drew McIntyre on the other hand does have the potential to make it into the upper reaches of WWE. It’s just scary to think what damage this stint in 3MB may do him.

It baffles me why Vince gave the okay for McIntyre to be part of this village people tribute band. We’re all friends here and we all know 3MB’s prospects in WWE, even if we don’t want to shout them from the rooftops. I think it’s safe to say that WWE can mark at least Slater and Mahal down in the ‘Opportunities pissed up the wall’ category.

Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd must realise by now that their push is never coming. Not only have they been sacrificed to numerous tag teams for a quick victory, but neither man has sparked any interest in the creative crew at all. At Money in the Bank it looked like Kidd may have finally cracked it when WWE included him in their Money in the Bank Ladder Match for a Contract for the World Heavyweight Championship. On the pay per view Kidd gave a decent account of himself yet still WWE didn’t think he’d be any good in a higher division.

If anyone has a rubber stamp handy then you may want to load it up with ‘Jobber’ print any minute now. Because after their inclusion on the pre-show that’s what the team of Kidd and Gabriel have written all over them. I can’t imagine how frustrating it is to go out and storm people with your endless talent and still get nowhere. Actually I know exactly how that feels and that’s why I can sympathise with Kidd and Gabriel.

By rights, Justin Gabriel should have been on top of the world after surviving the first series of NXT. Seeing how fast WWE have done away with other winners and contestants of NXT, then Gabriel so easily could have gone with them. I believe it’s only his superior athleticism that keeps him on WWE’s books. That and he makes great cannon fodder. WWE could have built the United States Championship division around men like Gabriel and Kidd, yet they continue to make them look like punch bags.

If you’re watching on You Tube then expect a routine 3MB victory. I don’t expect anything from the match and I don’t expect any type of feud of push to come from it. So if you’re waiting for something spectacular, then you’re going to be very disappointed.

Winners Prediction: 3MB

Granted a reprieve from the swinging axe, Survivor Series hopes to enthral audiences so it’s not up for the chop again next year. The card looks strong at the top and weak at the bottom, in-between is undecided even though it has the potential to be star making for at least three of the men involved.

Sadly at an event that used to give us one match type for ninety percent of the card, there is yet again only one Survivor Series Elimination Match on show when there could have been three or four. Had WWE gone back to tradition and booked only the main event for the WWE Championship as the sole non Survivor Series Elimination Match on the card, it would have no doubt attracted old and new fans alike. Those who abandoned WWE with good reason years ago, did so because of decisions like WWE have made with Survivor Series. Rethink those decisions and dare to try something new, or old in this case and the rewards would be apparent.

The world may look at November 18th and see another routine pay per event where not much happens. Myself and hopefully all of you will look on it and see a chance for WWE to begin again. Not just for us, but for themselves. Vince keeps getting these opportunities to change things for the better and lets them pass him by every time. Whilst WWE will never go out of business they need to ask themselves one question for the continued success of their future.

What will WWE do, to survive?

Onwards and upwards...


Friday, 9 November 2012

FANDANGO

Déjà vu is a great thing. If you’re a fan of wrestling then this what you’ll feel at least three times a year, sometimes once a week if you watch Raw and Smackdown. I mention this because I feel like I’m going through a phase where I’m having to say the same things over and over again due to WWE’s ridiculous booking and character handling. I don’t want to keep pointing out the obvious but sometimes to hammer home the point it’s a necessary evil.

So, here we are again. About to go through a tried and tested fact that everyone who is anyone in wrestling knows. WWE’s talent roster and lack of star making. Instead of concentrating on the wrestler WWE has on it’s already expansive roster, the Drew McIntyre’s – who WWE have run out of ideas for and put into a faction which loosely resembles that which Curt Henning captained in WCW – or the Wade Barrett’s – who once had a bright future in WWE, but has now been reduced to being jobbed out to Sheamus in no time at all on a show as bad as The Main Event. No. WWE has seen fit to lavish a new wrestler upon us. As if we didn’t have enough trouble remembering everyone already on WWE’s books.

Fandango! Don’t ok, just don’t. Failing to think of a better name for the as of yet mystery superstar, WWE have already bombarded us with blinding vignettes which would make Loui Spence spunk his underwear and the bigwigs who run WWE.Com seem to be high on the ‘Queen’ puns that go with it. Things like ‘We saw a little silhouette of a man’ and ‘Scaramouch, Scaramouch’ I shit you not. From what I’ve heard and seen so far, whoever this guy is then he has a limited shelf life. Just another face in a crowd that’s bound to get lost before Royal Rumble rolls around. It looks at the moment as if Fandango will be a cross between Ravishing Rick Rude and Simon Dean (remember him?) – I can’t comment on his wrestling prowess yet as no one has seen him. Although the vibe around WWE right now is that he’ll fall quickly into the Zack Ryder category. I’m sure that’ll please him (add sarcastic tone here).

Hopefully – if WWE do insist on ramming this monstrosity down our throats – then they’ll have at least hired a new face to play him and not a returning WWE Superstar who is looking for either a second break or a cheap payday. Should WWE have seen the sense to bring up a wrestler from its developmental leagues then maybe the character will get over to some degree. Can I see him becoming WWE Champion at all? Not with a name like Fandango. Though on the bright side if he’s a top class talent in the ring then there’s the chance that WWE will take a like to him, drop the Fandango image and brand him with a more serious and likable image like they did to Ryback.

If you log onto WWE.Com then the effort to make Fandango look more interesting than he’ll possibly be has begun in usual WWE fashion. A segment on the website goes through various, pathetic and ridiculous possibilities for the flamboyant shadow. These, laughably include, ‘An international spy’, ‘An online ticket service for WWE Studios Films’, ‘A magician’, ‘A foreign prince’ or ‘Brodus Clay’s dancing instructor’. Interestingly enough they seem to have left out ‘underpaid former independent wrestler who is now losing the will to live in WWE development’. WWE need to get their story straight. Either Fandango is a person or he isn’t. Sometimes WWE, if you don’t have anything worthwhile to say then it’s better not to say anything at all. For your own sakes as much as ours.

There’s no word as of yet when Fandango will appear on WWE TV. By the time you read this there’s every chance that he’s already had his first match. On the flip side there’s also the question of the mystery partner on Team Foley at Survivor Series. While I hope WWE give the spot to someone who needs the exposure, I get the feeling that Vince is waiting for Survivor Series to introduce Fandango as the mystery partner on Team Foley and give him a debut in the vein of Undertaker and MVP. It’s not a bad plan, in fact it’s quite a good one. Both Undertaker and MVP got over with the fans after a fashion and debuting a character on such a grand pay per view with the history of Survivor Series makes sure that the character will stick in the minds of the WWE Universe. There is also the danger that should the character be truly rotten, WWE will turn off a lot of people. Boogeyman anyone?

We’ll reserve judgment until Fandango appears in the ring and proves to us that he’s every bit as talented as the money that WWE have spent on him warrants. If he’s not or if he turns out to be someone resembling Santino Marella in drag then it’s a given he’ll fall straight down the pecking order and either be looking for employment elsewhere by this time next year or portraying another character. WWE could have come up with a master stroke with Fandango or with thunderbolts of lightening they could have created something very, very frightening.

Sorry.

Onwards and upwards...

Monday, 5 November 2012

FANTASY WARFARE: RANDY ORTON VS STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

For years, WWE and wrestling fans alike have speculated on the matches that we, the people, never got to see. The showcases that would have brought the house down ad the participants been around in the same era.

Now, pitting wrestlers of today against superstars of days long since gone, we can take a look at the biggest matches never to happen and using the truth about the careers of the men or women involved, determine a worthy victory. The first match in what will be a star studded series is Randy Orton vs Stone Cold Steve Austin.


Randy Orton

Biggest Victory
Defeated Chris Benoit – SummerSlam 2004

Randall Keith Orton has every right to be proud of his WWE Legacy, even though he’s still got years to go before he clocks out of the ring and into the WWE Hall of Fame. A third generation superstar, Randy Orton has eclipsed both his grandfather Bob Orton Senior and his father Bob Orton Junior. Both men legends in their own right, yet the youngest Orton among them has broken the curse of mid card obscurity and risen above the ranks his elders set.

There’s an argument here when we talk about Randy Orton’s biggest victory in WWE. Some would say that it came at Backlash 2009 when he pinned Triple H in an excellent match for the WWE Championship. Others would say that it was at SummerSlam 2009 when he pinned John Cena clean in the middle of the ring – something hardly any heel at the time was permitted to do. Your Wrestling God disagrees. As important as all those victories were at the time, there is one that stands above the rest.

SummerSlam 2004 was a mixed pay per view. Dull in parts, very good in others. The highlight was the main event. One which if you haven’t seen then you really must. At the time Chris Benoit was living his eighteen year odyssey as World Heavyweight Champion and even though his reign hadn’t been the box office smash WWE had hoped it would be, when Benoit made Triple H tap out at Wrestlemania 20 to secure the gold, it was still a success because it was different than a Triple H Championship reign which by April 2004, we’d all had enough of.

 Dropping the WWE Intercontinental Championship to Edge at Vengeance 2004 in an outstanding match, it had become clear to all in WWE that Randy Orton’s time had come. Month after month of great matches, including a well fought effort against Rob Van Dam at Armageddon 2003, an absolutely mesmerizing match against Cactus Jack at Backlash 2004, a sterling effort against Shelton Benjamin at Bad Blood 2004 and the previously stated Intercontinental Championship Match against Edge at Vengeance 2004. Looking for a replacement for Triple H when it came time for Chris Benoit to drop the gold, the only real candidate was Randy Orton, despite the fact WWE had failed to give the soon to be ‘Viper’ a real push into the main event scene.

The outcome of the main event at SummerSlam 2004 was never in doubt. Chris Benoit was going to drop the World Heavyweight Championship to Randy Orton and the aftermath was going to make sure that Randy Orton became the new fan favourite in the eyes of the WWE Universe. Only it didn’t. But that’s another story for another time.

Seeing as Randy Orton was a heel who was twenty four hours away from turning face and part of the hottest group of the decade so far – Evolution – it was expected that Orton would fight as a heel and snipe his way to the World Heavyweight Championship. Surprisingly, the opposite happened. The main event of SummerSlam 2004 was an exciting, heated match which displayed the very best of both men. It was the first time in his career, even through all of the great matches leading up to the biggest party of the summer, that Randy Orton had shown that he could hold his own with the World Champion and in the main event scene.

And that’s why this match will always be Randy Orton’s biggest victory. As the match drew to a close, Benoit and Orton exchanged fall after fall, move for move until ‘The Legend Killer’ got the upper hand and hit a lightening quick RKO for the clean victory in the middle of the ring. It was an unprecedented victory and the start of Randy Orton’s climb to the top of the mountain. As Benoit and Orton shook hands in the middle of the ring after a blistering encounter Randy Orton looked like a superstar. In truth, Chris Benoit did more for Randy Orton in those twenty minutes than Triple H did for him in their never ending feud in 2004 – 2005 and 2009.

Victorious Moment
Becoming a Father

Alright, bare with me now. You might think by the above heading that this has nothing to do with wrestling but you couldn’t be more wrong. Anyone who knew Randy Orton in WWE before his first child was born would know that Orton was an erratic and irresponsible jerk outside the ring and backstage. Even if you didn’t know Orton then somewhere along the line you heard the stories.

The stories of Randy Orton trashing hotel rooms and being fined for the damage by WWE. The story of Randy Orton throwing a television out of a hotel room window and damaging property below. And the wince inducing stories of how Randy Orton thought it was fun to make Divas lives hell and run them out of the company. These weren’t stories that were fabricated for the advantage of anyone in WWE. Vince tried his hardest to cover them up but Orton didn’t make it easy for the company that signed his pay check.

The most outlandish yet true story that came out of ‘Orton-Gate’ was that in the process of running a WWE Diva – who shall not be named – out of the company, Orton defecated into said Divas luggage and thought it was funny. When you add that to the numerous suspensions and fines Orton received for his wholly inappropriate behaviour.

Suddenly though, after Orton’s first child was born everything began to change. Reports from WWE were that Randy Orton had cut out most of his nonsensical behaviour and began to tow the company line. Apart from a few incidents when fan interaction went awry and his two suspensions for violating WWE’s Wellness Company, Randy Orton seemed like a reformed man. And indeed he was.

Fatherhood did to Randy Orton what it should do to every father in the world. It made him see everything in a new light. Orton knew that he had to provide for his baby and his wife and being fired from WWE wouldn’t sit well on his CV. It was irrefutable that Orton would find work elsewhere but no amount of employment would have curbed his erratic ways.  The man born Randall Keith Orton took a stance and the last opportunity that WWE gave him and changed his life.

It may have been a blessing that Orton became a father when he did, otherwise right now, we may be talking about Randy Orton as one of WWE’s failed projects. Like we do with so many other wrestlers. I have no doubt that to send a message to the rest of the company, Vince would have fired Randy and let’s be honest, the whole company would be a much darker place without him. Inevitably WWE would have hired him back again a while later, by that time though it would almost certainly have been too late to do anything with him. It’s no secret that Vince takes great pleasure in punishing those who wrong him. We saw it with Bret Hart, we’ve seen it in 2012 with Randy Orton himself. Upon his return to WWE, had he been fired, Orton would have been stripped of any credibility and doomed to the curtain jerker position until WWE deemed he’d learnt his lesson and either fired him again or made a mockery of him.

The point I’m trying to make is that fatherhood sobered Randy Orton. It made him see that he had to cut his foolish ways and man up. And that’s what we’re seeing still in 2012. Randy Orton since becoming a father has grown in stature, in talent and in popularity. He’s now looked up to by many in the locker room and respect by most. And if that isn’t classed as the greatest victory of his life then I don’t know what will be.

Greatest Match
Vs Christian – SummerSlam 2011

Without a shadow of a doubt, Randy Orton’s greatest match came once again at a SummerSlam. The Viper seems to have an affinity with the summer spectacular, he’s always shone even id he didn’t win. At SummerSlam 2003 Orton put in a great effort in the Elimination Chamber. At SummerSlam 2004 Orton took the next step to stardom by defeating Chris Benoit for the World Heavyweight Championship. At SummerSlam 2005 Orton defeated the Undertaker in a superlative encounter. At SummerSlam 2006 Randy Orton threw himself around the ring in a grand one man effort to make the aged Hulk Hogan look a million dollars once again. SummerSlam 2007 the then ‘Legend Killer’ looked at the lights for John Cena in which Orton made Cena look first rate. SummerSlam 2009 Orton once again made Cena look virtuous in their WWE Championship encounter which ‘the Viper’ prevailed in and SummerSlam 2010 Randy Orton did he level best to put a flailing Sheamus over.

It was SummerSlam 2011 when Randy Orton contested his greatest match to date in WWE. For months Orton and Christian had been trading great match for great match on pay per view and television. Randy Orton defeated Christian in an outstanding match at Capitol Punishment, which by far, was the best thing on the card. At Money in the Bank 2011 Christian took the World Heavyweight Championship from Randy Orton by disqualification – the rules were that if Orton got disqualified then he’d lose the World Championship – in an awe-inspiring contest when Christian spat in Orton’s face and Orton booted Christian in the crown jewels.

The bare was high for their Falls Count Anywhere rubber match at SummerSlam. We expected a lot from the two as we had a right to do. Once again I don’t think the outcome was ever in doubt, seeing Randy Orton was the face looking for revenge and in Vince McMahon’s eyes, Christian will never break through the proverbial glass ceiling. Which is why Christian’s World Heavyweight Championship reigns have been so brief.

The two fought an outstanding affair. Trading high spots, foreign objects, near falls which all got the fans on their feet. It was the first time in a very long time your Wrestling God has seen a crowd on their feet for a World Heavyweight Championship match. Usually, as you well know the audience know what’s going to happen and just go through the motions waiting for it all to be over. Not this time. There was a feeling of electricity in the air.

It didn’t matter to anyone that the match seemed to go on for ages. Because it was that damn good. The match also brought about one of the best finishes in WWE in a decade. As the ring steps were placed in the ring and Orton had been pelted with Singapore Cane shots. Christian rebounded off of the middle turnbuckle looking for the rollup only to be met with a flying RKO onto the steel steps. I know I can go on a little but it really was sublime to watch. The only shame was that the feud was over. WWE could have done with a few more pay per view matches between the two. If they’d have kept the World Heavyweight Championship on Christian for a few more months then WWE could have built something unforgettable.

Needs must though and they needed Orton to be Champion for Survivor Series so they could further the John Cena vs Nexus feud. Yes folks. Once again WWE cut short a stunning feud so John Cena could take centre stage. And because they couldn’t bare Christian getting the plaudits for performances that really were above and beyond. They knew that if people kept saying so many great things about Christian’s performances in the Orton feud, then they’d have no choice but to bump ‘Captain Charisma’ up the card and in all probability reward him with another World Heavyweight Championship reign.

People might have said that Randy Orton’s match with Cactus Jack at Backlash 2004 was his best. But once again I disagree. The match with Jack was undoubtedly dazzling, for my money though Christian vs Randy Orton was the feud of 2011 and Christian vs Randy Orton at SummerSlam 2011 was Orton’s greatest match in a career that is destined to go on to greater things.

Will be Remembered For
Being something different in an ordinary time

Since Stone Cold Steve Austin ceased active competition in 2003, his final match being at Wrestlemania 19 against the Rock, WWE have been rigorously looking for a replacement. It’s no secret that Austin was one of the most popular superstars of all time and since his departure from full time ring duties WWE have lacked that zest a zeal of a true anarchic top liner who can draw the masses in with just one look or raised finger.

Don’t get me wrong, Randy Orton isn’t yet that man, even though WWE hoped he would be. If you noticed Randy Orton’s rise in 2008 – 2010 it was as if WWE were preening and grooming Orton to be the next Stone Cold. The rebellious nature, the ability to turn on anyone who got near him, WWE even patented Orton on Austin so much they gave them both nicknames derived from snakes. ‘The Texas Rattlesnake’ and ‘The Viper’. To WWE’s credit, it almost worked. Almost but not quite.

Randy Orton, quite rightly didn’t want to be a Stone Cold Steve Austin replica. And neither should he have been made to be. Randy Orton has more than enough talent to break out on his own and make a name for himself which he has done. Undeniably, WWE have managed to leak through some Austin traits into Orton’s repertoire, mostly though, the bite of the Viper is as much different from the sting of the Rattlesnake as chalk is to cheese.

And that is what Randy Orton will be remember for. When he finally steps down from the ring to what should be a rapturous standing ovation – he’s earned it already – people should look back on the reign of ‘the Viper’ as a celebratory time. I go on about the dark side of WWE enough, we all know it and it’s not without good cause, underneath that dark cavity of WWE are a few shining lights trying their best to make us see the other side. And it’s not always easy to spot it. In this case, it’s glaring.

When Austin stepped down in 2003, Randy Orton knew it was his time to shine. Backstage conduct aside, when he stepped through the ropes there was no one quite like Randy Orton. Even when he was plying his trade on the undercard. He brought a fresh approach to what was rapidly becoming a decayed and monotonous promotion. If you were around WWE in 2005 when Randy Orton truly broke away from the heard and at Wrestlemania 21 took the Undertaker to the wire in their sterling match, then you’ll know that all the hype was the then ‘Legend Killer’.

Through the years, no matter how many moulds WWE came out with in the shape of his adversary here, Randy Orton came up trumps wit his own character. Fans appreciate originality in a character and not the same recycled material again and again. Judging by the overwhelming support for Randy Orton two years ago at Night of Champions 2010 and that which has continued to endure I think we can safely say that the WWE Universe will remember Randy Orton for. Being something different in an ordinary time.

Some people may read this and think it’s nothing groundbreaking or spectacular. Once again I disagree. For a creative person like myself or Randy Orton, then being remembered as something different, someone that didn’t conform when it was easy to do so and someone who forged their own path when everyone tried to muddy it, is possibly the greatest honour one can bestow and the best thing one can be remember for.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Biggest Victory
Defeated Jake the Snake Roberts – King of the Ring 1996

Now, there are many that will look at this and disagree. Some of you will think that Stone Cold’s biggest victory was against The Rock at Wrestlemania 17 or his moral victory against Bret Hart at Wrestlemania 13. Both victories were huge for Austin as they heralded changes in his momentous career. The Wrestlemania 13 moral victory was the point where everyone stood up and took notice of Stone Cold as he refused to quit and finally turned face. Wrestlemania 17 was a tremendous match in which Austin turned heel on the Rock and sided with Vince McMahon.

Thinking about it though, none of Stone Cold Steve Austin’s victories will ever mean as much to wrestling history as his career and life changing victory over Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts at King of the Ring 1996. Up until that night Stone Cold had been a curtain jerker who had to make do with the likes of Aldo Montoya the dull as dish water ‘Mon O War’ and Savio Vega.

Taking the place of Hunter Hearst Helmsley as the victor of the King of the Ring Tournament (Triple H was on punishment detail for his part in the now infamous ‘Madison Square Garden incident’), Stone Cold knew that his time had come to step up to the plate and be the man that would change everything. Going through the round robin tournament, Austin landed in the final against Roberts, whose star was on the fall and existed in the WWE in 1996 to collect one last paycheque before wrestling lost interest in him completely.

It would turn out though, Roberts was the ideal choice of opponent for a rising Austin to go over at King of the Ring, Not only was Roberts portraying the recovering alcoholic, which he supposedly was in 1996, he was also the bible bashing avenger that a character such as Stone Cold’s would revel in destroying. Had Jake Roberts not have been Austin’s opponent that night then I believe history would have been completely different.

The match itself wasn’t great, Roberts had lost his knack by this time and Austin was never a great technical wrestler, brawling was always more his game. Austin’s greatest victory isn’t the match, it’s what came after it. After Stone Cold had beaten Roberts and left him laying in the ring, he casually swaggered up the ramp where the crown and sceptre awaited, disregarded them like no one had before and went straight to the interview.

In the interview Stone Cold Steve Austin cut the greatest promo in wrestling history and the promo that would launch his career and eventually save WWE from the oncoming Monday Night Wars.

“The first thing I want to be done is to get that piece of crap out of my ring! Don’t just get him out of the ring, get him out of the WWF, because I’ve proven son, without a shadow of a doubt – you ain’t got what it takes anymore. You sit there and you thump your bible and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about John. 3:16, Austin 3:16 says: I’ve just whipped your ass!! All he’s gotta do is buy himself a cheap bottle of Thunderbird, and try to dig back some of that courage, he had in his prime. As the King of the Ring, I’m serving notice to every one of the WWF superstars. I don’t give a damn what they are, they are all on the list, and that is Stone Cold’s list, and I’m fixing to start running through all of them. As far as this championships match is considered, son, I don’t give a damn, if it’s Davey Smith or Shawn Michaels. Steve Austin’s time has come, and when I get the shot, you are looking at the next WWF champion, and that’s the bottom line – cause Stone Cold said so!”

Had Jake the Snake not been the opponent then Austin couldn’t have cut this promo because it wouldn’t have made sense. The whole Austin 3:16 thing caught on and became one of WWE’s greatest marketing devices. Shirts sold by the millions and Stone Cold Steve Austin was catapulted into the spotlight. It’s still a mystery to this day whether the promo was scripted for Austin or made up on the spot. I’m sure Vince will tell you it was all part of his plan to get Austin over and Stone Cold will tell you it was his idea on the night. Whatever you believe, when you look at what that night and that moment means to the history of wrestling and what came out of it for Steve Austin, then I’m sure you’ll agree that King of the Ring 1996 was the most important and greatest victory in Stone Cold’s career.

Victorious Moment
Not Submitting to the Sharpshooter – Wrestlemania 13

After the pivotal King of the Ring speech and victory, it was all important for WWE to find something to define Stone Cold as 1996 turned into 1997. With the heel Bret Hart now bad mouthing America and becoming one of the most hated men in wrestling in the USA and one of the most heroic in Canada, WWE needed to look no further than the Excellence of Execution. The greatest wrestler in WWE during 1992 – 1997 Bret Hart was the ideal foil for ‘The Texas Rattlesnake’ who wasn’t the best wrestler on the roster but was getting more and more popular by the week.

Stone Cold Steve Austin, popularity aside, never had the greatest arsenal of moves in the ring. The Lou Thez press, the series of elbows and the uber popular Stone Cold Stunner was about all Austin had in the ring. Against opponents such as Yokozuna and Jake Roberts who couldn’t carry younger wrestlers, especially Roberts in the twilight of his professional career, Austin struggled hard. His matches weren’t the best and the King of the Ring 1996 victory and speech were followed by a series of truly horrendous matches.

It was puzzling however, that when Austin was slimmer and healthier, before he put on the necessary muscle to succeed at the top of WWE and injured his neck so horrendously (which came later at SummerSlam 1997 in a match with Owen Hart), Austin had sterling matches with Ricky Steamboat and the Four Horsemen as part of the Hollywood Blondes, teaming with Brian Pillman. When Austin’s WCW single’s and tag team matches are compared to his 1996 WWE matches, it’s night and day. To this day I have no idea why Austin could perform so capably in WCW and so mediocre in WWE before his inspiring Austin 3:16 turn.

Knowing this, WWE knew that to get Austin over and ready for a WWE Championship reign in 1998, 1997 had to be dedicated to one of the biggest pushes in wrestling history. And it started with the epic Austin vs Bret Hart feud which spanned late 1996 and early 1997.

Squaring off at Wrestlemania 13, it wasn’t clear if WWE and Austin could conjure up something magical to make transition of Austin heel to Austin face (which in truth had happened in the fans minds already). What they came up with was a standout moment in WWE history. In the no holds barred match, Austin and Hart bloodied and brutalized each other. As Austin began to lose strength, Hart locked his foe in the sharpshooter in which Austin, still playing heel, was expected to tap out.

With blood pouring from his face, Austin refused to quit. Screaming and shouting as he valiantly tried to reach the ropes, so special guest Ken Shamrock could break the hold. No one in wrestling was used to seeing a heel fight so hard once locked inside one of the most painful finishing manoeuvres. Every other heel, including the greatest heel of them all, Ric Flair, had tapped out when is said situation. Yet Austin refused. On the grandest stage of them all, Stone Cold Steve Austin fought like a warrior.

It was a heart warming sight and that’s not something you hear me say very often, right? Watching it today it still stirs the emotion. For those who witnessed it, it was a changing of the guard. A moment which we all knew Austin was the successor to Hart’s throne. As fans pleaded with their new hero to tap out (this was before the role reversal) Austin still refused. Finally, as Stone Cold passed out through loss of blood, Shamrock rang the bell and declared Hart the winner. Austin couldn’t continue.

That would have been enough. Enough to make fans believe that Austin was the future of the company. A heel that didn’t tap out. It was a rare thing in wrestling and still is today. As Hart refused to let go of the sharpshooter and then attacked a prone Austin after the match, WWE were handing us the keys to an era that would outshine all before it and all that was yet to come.

Stone Cold Steve Austin was a hero that night and every night after. That is how you make a star ladies and gentlemen. Not championship reigns that mean hardly anything right now. But sheer bloody mindedness and a willingness to show a different side to some. Overall. Taking a chance.

Wrestlemania 13 outweighs all other moments of valance in Austin’s career. From his one man fight against the Hart Foundation and Degeneration X, to his crusade and what will always be considered as the greatest feud in WWE history against Vince McMahon himself. For Stone Cold Steve Austin, Wrestlemania 13, even though he lost the match, will always be Stone Cold Steve Austin’s most victorious night.

Greatest Match
Vs Bret Hart – Wrestlemania 13

Survivor Series 1996 marked the first ever match between Bret Hart and Stone Cold Steve Austin. One of the most hotly anticipated matches that decade. Which would soon be replaced the next year by their Wrestlemania 13 bout. Taking an extended and prolonged absence from WWE after Wrestlemania 12’s Iron Man Match against Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart was eased into a gripping feud with Austin, when, looking to make a name for himself and keep the heat on after King of the Ring 1996, Austin began to tirade on Hart.

Spouting his now famous “If you put an ‘S’ in front of Hitman you have my exact opinion of Bret Hart” speech, Austin ignited a feud between himself and WWE’s darling. A feud that would fire Austin to superstardom and begin the slow decline of Hart’s WWE tenure.

Returning at Survivor Series 1996 to face his tormentor, Hart and Austin traded blows in the match of the night. A heated and superb encounter that stole the show. If you haven’t seen it then you have to. It was Austin’s first match in WWE with a huge main eventer and Austin’s first match that actually meant something.

Sometimes in wrestling you get two people who don’t click. They can get into the ring and sparks don’t fly. The match stinks and you just don’t want to see a rematch at anytime. With Bret Hart and Stone Cold Steve Austin it was dynamite. WWE did the clever thing and kept the two apart during their feud to maximise their pay per view impact. It’s something that WWE should do more today instead for recycling the same old matches from Raw and Smackdown on pay per view.

At Survivor Series 1996 Austin and Hart put on a master class. WWE should be sitting down and watching matches like this one. They should also be making their talent sit and watch matches like this. Not only was it a first class lesson in storytelling, but Austin, the man coming up from mid card obscurity (Austin had been bumped down to the Free-For-All event that aired before SummerSlam 1996 in August – after his King of the Ring moment) was put over by the veteran and Austin actually looked capable of winning. In fact he almost did. Applying the million dollar dream to The Hitman, Austin refused to let go when Hart reversed the move, pushed himself backwards off of the turnbuckle and pinned Austin to take the match.

After the match, Austin was elevated by sheer performance alone. It didn’t matter that he didn’t win the match. What was important was that he was all set for another confrontation with the Hitman. The confrontation that would change the direction of WWE forever.

It was only natural that WWE would save such a hotly anticipated match for the biggest event of the year. Back in 1996, it wasn’t even a thought in Vince McMahon’s head that it would be a good idea to give matches of this calibre away on free television. The stage was set and WWE crossed their fingers that their plan to switch Austin and Hart would live up to the anticipation of their top notch Survivor Series bout. Fortunately it did and more than that, their Wrestlemania 13 match exceed what the pair did at Survivor Series and saved what was an average pay per view event.

The spark ignited and WWE reaped the rewards from what would be Stone Cold Steve Austin finest ever wrestling match. Austin in the years to come would have other great matches, most notably against The Rock at Wrestlemania 17 and 19 – neither though could surpass Austin’s scrap with Hart at Wrestlemania 13. When critics and people look back on WWE in a hundred years they’ll look at matches like this one above all others. And they’ll know that whilst the popularity of wrestling took a dip in the decade after this, Bret Hart vs Stone Cold Steve Austin at Wrestlemania 13 was wrestling at its very best in 1997. They’ll know by watching matches like this, just why we love this business and just why we spend so much of our lives defending it.

Will be Remembered For
Being the Man That Changed the Face of Wrestling Forever

We all want to be remember for something right? Being a nice guy, being a trailblazer. We want our names to be synonymous when we’re gone. When people look back on their history in the future we want them to know our names. The chances of that happening for most of us is rare, let’s be honest. But we all have to strive to make something of ourselves. For me in particular, being an actor and writer (you’ll know me in years to come) isn’t about the money or fame, never has been and never will be. For me, what I do is all about the legacy. That what we leave behind for the future to look back and remember us.

For Stone Cold Steve Austin, his legacy and his name will never be forgotten. After the ‘Texas Rattlesnake’ passes from this world and even today, he’ll be remembered as the man that changed the face of wrestling forever. You can argue until the sun goes down and the cows come trundling home that Hulk Hogan was the man that changed wrestling forever and there’s an argument there. In my eyes, Hulk Hogan was the man that revolutionized wrestling. Hulk Hogan was the man that along with Vince McMahon put wrestling on the map (just for the record, Hulk Hogan didn’t make Wrestlemania and what a stupid suggestion to even to say it. Had there been no Vince McMahon, Hulk Hogan would be no one. McMahon brought Hulk to WWE and Hulkamania was McMahon’s idea. Hogan could never have come up with Wrestlemania, Hogan could never have funded Wrestlemania and to even suggest Wrestlemania exists because of Hulk Hogan is a slap in the face to every wrestler who ever stepped into the ring) Stone Cold Steve Austin was the man that changed the face of wrestling.

In the height of the Monday Night Wars, WWE were close to going out of business. Thanks to McMahon and Austin, they managed to create a phenomenon that even WCW couldn’t stop. The Attitude Era, the era of the ‘Texas Rattlesnake’ was defined by a foul mouthed, trash talking, finger flipping, beer drinking, redneck. Who would have imagined that?

Austin 3:16 changed the landscape of wrestling forever and to do that whilst not even being the greatest wrestler is an achievement that the man born Steve Williams can be very, very proud of for the rest of his life.

Stone Cold Steve Austin – the man that changed the face of wrestling forever. With a middle finger and ‘Hell Yeah’ that’s sounds good to me.

The Match

The pros and cons have been weighted up and everything taken into account. The first victory of our fantasy warfare series is about to be crowned.

Randy Orton outweighs Stone Cold Steve Austin on the wrestling front, emphatically. Stone Cold Steve Austin’s wrestling abilities were limited at best by the time he reached WWE. Even more so after the neck injury at SummerSlam 1997 which would ultimately end his career. In his WCW days ‘Stunning’ Steve Austin was a force to be reckoned with, contesting some of his greatest matches with Ricky ‘the Dragon’ Steamboat and in tandem with his ‘Hollywood Blondes’ Tag Team with real life best friend, Brian Pillman. When he departed WCW, the birth of Stone Cold Steve Austin came at a price.

The price Austin paid was the heavy schedule and the toll it took on his body. His neck above all. By the end of 1997 the injuries that Austin has accumulated had put a block on his ring work and therefore limited Austin to performing a very select move set for the remainder of his career.

Randy Orton, whilst under an even heavier schedule has managed to stay virtually injury free, despite several nasty shoulder injuries which put him out for a large proportion of 2008 and for a few months in 2010 and his much talked about suspensions for his unacceptable behaviour and violating the WWE’s Wellness Policy, Randy Orton has been able to evolve and adapt to life on the road, refusing to allow injuries to hamper his in ring work and much to his credit, Orton has been able to add to his repertoire making him one of the most diverse wrestlers in WWE in the last decade.

It’s impossible though to put aside the popularity that Stone Cold Steve Austin had during his magic spell as the leader of the attitude era. We’re now talking about a man who can be credited with some of the glory of bringing down WCW – the company that sacked him, citing that he’d never amount to anything. How wrong these people who are supposed to know everything are – and the most popular wrestler in WWE in the last twenty years.

I have yet to see, for popularity alone, anyone who can hold a candle to Austin. The Rock, Triple H, Undertaker, none of them on their best day could ever hold a candle to Austin. People would pack out arenas just to catch a glimpse of the man himself and hear that glass breaking. I personally, feel privileged to have experienced this on just one occasion when your Wrestling God attended a live WWE U.K event at the very beginning of Austin’s rise to power. Just to be in the same building as the man was a wholly intense experience.

Randy Orton, whilst he can boast an array of fans who will always be loyal to ‘the Viper’, will I doubt ever be as popular as Austin was in his heyday. It’s a shame in many ways because after breaking the mould which WWE tried so desperately to saddle him with, Randy Orton deserves as much if not more praise and popularity than Austin. For his endless sacrifice to the company that made him and for the fans that continue to love him, be he heel or face.

The RKO would be a formidable move for a battered and broken Austin to endure, witnessing though his herculean effort at Wrestlemania 13, I am in serious doubt if Austin would stay down should this match ever have taken place. The Stone Cold Stunner has felled many a formidable foe and whilst Randy Orton would be one of the best Austin would have ever fought, I don’t believe Randy Orton survive the move.

A leviathan match that would be worthy of a place at Wrestlemania and one which would undeniably be a closely fought contest, your winner, judged on his tremendous popularity and support of his time...

...Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Onwards and upwards...


Thursday, 1 November 2012

IMPORTANT NOTICE - A CHANGE IS COMING

Ok so it's not such an important notice, nothing that will change your life forever. I just wanted to let you know about a few changes to the Wrestling God as we trot towards the end of the year.

First off I'm glad to see that as I write this my Hell in a Cell Review has only been up for roughly 48 hours and already 20 of you have eagerly logged on, put your life aside and divulged every piece of truth I could obtain from October's pay per view. I must add though that every prediction I make in the pay per view review is written before the following night's Monday night Raw. So I have to go with what i know and what I've seen before to forge my judgement.

So the changes. Yes I promised you them. You'll have noticed a change of the colour format of the blog. Gone is the old black background and the headache inducing orange writing. Now we have a more vibrant white background and black writing which looks better and is much easier on the eye.

The biggest change taking place right now is a new column coming to you once every month. For the eagle eyed you'll have read about a poll I set up in the Summer, asking you what you'd like to see new here. And by far the most popular choice was the 'Fantasy Warefare' option. SO once a month, starting this month, I will be bringing you a brand new article entitled 'Fantasy Warefare'. This will be an honest look at one or two of today's wrestling talent pitted against yesterday's heroes and which, if the two were put together in the ring in 2012, would come out on top.

Look out for that hopefully next week. The reason it's only a monthly article is because it takes me a month to write what with the career and everything. I promise it'll be worth the wait when it arrives on your screens in 7 days time.

So that's it. The changes are being made as we speak and I can only thank you for time. Unbelievably we're nearly at 2,000 readers and we've only been in existence since April. The credit goes to you and so does my respect. Let's now set a barrier for ourselves. By November 1st 2013, let's try and have at least 4,000 new minions converted to the truth and that's down to you. Spread the word where you can. Tell your friends, your family, anyone you know who is a wrestling fan. Anyone who is bored of the sugar coated rubbish WWE feeds them and wants a true outlook in the wrestling business today. The only thing it'll cost them is their rose tinted glasses.

Onwards and upwards...