THE DECLINE OF AWESOMENESS

They suckered me in just like they did all of you. I was convinced that the ingle most talented wrestler to step through the door in the last five years was finally getting the break he deserved. Yet again, WWE have seen fit to sacrifice the Miz so their product doesn’t become stale.

I’m all in favour of making new stars and all that, but come on, the Miz? The guy had so much more to give as Intercontinental Champion. Switching the Intercontinental Championship to Kofi Kingston on the Main Event was the biggest mistake WWE have made yet. After his return at Money in the Bank, Miz looked on top of the world. Capturing the Intercontinental Championship and starring in WWE’s latest money drainer should have meant that Miz would be safeguarded against this kind of stop start push. If WWE were ever serious about selling ‘The Marine 3’ then Miz would be on top of the world right now. Even WWE must know that no one is going to buy into a film in which the main star has little pulling power in the company that hires him.

As it is, the slow decline that Miz escaped by taking a break from WWE seems to have continued. If WWE has switched the gold to keep the product fresh and stop it stagnating then how do they explain John Cena for the past seven years? There were other areas WWE could have shaken up to keep it fresh. They should have left the Miz alone.

Now WWE are going to have the Miz chasing the Intercontinental Championship for ever more. Miz is not as effective as a challenger as he is as Champion, that’s a known fact. Miz is at is best when he’s got what others want and bragging about it. By switching the gold on such an unimportant show, WWE sent out two message to the WWE Universe. 1) The Intercontinental Championship isn’t important enough to be defended on Raw or Smackdown and 2) That WWE doesn’t have the faith in the Miz to once again carry the company forward so we can’t have either.

The only bright side to come out of this is that Kofi Kingston isn’t going to be anchored in the tag team division anymore. At last WWE have pushed Kingston back into singles action but judging by Miz’s treatment, then for how long? I’ve lost count of how many singles superstars looked like they were about to break through the barrier and then just disappeared out of sight never to be seen again. It’s madness that WWE should take the supposed biggest mid card Championship from a man that could do so much with it and give it to a man who, whilst infinitely talented, has lost matches to dumbest of moves and been involved in some of the worst endings to matches in history. Kofi Kingston is a future main eventer no doubt and a few more years and he’ll make a great WWE Champion. But the Miz was on the right track and now it must feel like a huge kick in the happy sacks.

The best solution to this feud would be to give Miz the gold back as soon as possible. There has to be a rematch so Hell in a Cell or Survivor Series would be the perfect place to do it. Somewhere Miz can take centre stage in front of a large enough audience that it convinces those watching that Miz has what it takes. WWE can’t just one day decide to give Miz the WWE Championship and expect us to buy into it. Because we know that he’s now threatened by mid card players. There’s no way Miz can come back from this quickly unless WWE reverse their decision.

It boggles the mind that WWE would even think of burying someone like Miz. In case you don’t know this, Miz does as much for WWE that Cena does, behind the scenes. He gives up his days to attend charity events. He represents WWE at any function of gala they need representation at and he always looks immaculate. Unlike Cena who looks like he’s just come from the basketball court. Is that what WE are trying to tell future main eventers? That you can tow the company line, give up days off that you need to recover from injuries and rest up and your reward will be a big fat burial which in turn will all but destroy your career?

Maybe we should have seen this coming. WWE have Miz go out week in and week out telling us how awesome he is, which he is. Yet on WWE.Com, when Miz captured the Intercontinental Champion they had a big article asking ‘Is the Miz still awesome?’ detailing if Miz still had what it took to be awesome in WWE. That’s not going to get people interested in him. What they should have done and still be doing is running articles about how Miz is one of the best and how he’s going to be a future WWE star.

For Miz, the warning bells should be sounding again. This is how his 2011 – 2012 burial began. If it goes on much longer then Miz would probably be better seeking employment elsewhere. He has the talent and the look to be WWE’s future flag bearer. This is not the treatment WWE should be bestowing on someone like the Miz. Save it for the NXT jobbers.

There’s a motto Vince should start living by. It goes ‘Be nice to people on your way up. Because you may meet them again on your way down!’

Onwards and upwards...

THE MAIN EVENT AND AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION

‘It’s a laugh!’ That’s the motto that I believe WWE are now using for every creative decision that passes through Vince McMahon’s office. Not only does it look like, thanks to John Cena’s injury, that C.M Punk will have to fight Ryback at Hell in a Cell, a match in which Cena may serve as Special Guest Referee, but WWE have actually followed through on their plans of a new television show which is in its second week.

As if WWE haven’t got enough, low rent, television shows they can’t fill already, not to mention the graveyard of tried and failed shows that have fallen at their first hurdles, WWE now gives us The Main Event. If you haven’t seen it then you don’t need to. Because quite frankly, it sucks. It’s normally a two card show in which nothing of note happens. For those of you old enough to remember The Main Event in 2012 is a remaking of the old WWE programme of the same which ran from 1988 – 1991.

One would have thought WWE had learnt their lesson with Saturday Night’s Main Event when they brought it back in 2006 and it sunk faster than the Titanic. Remaking old programmes doesn’t work in 2012. It’s also a lesson BBC should take note of. It seems Vince needs to lose more money and more talent to injury (an extra show means WWE performers have to work extra matches which means increased risk of injury) before he realizes that WWE have way too many television programmes as it is.

Look at the listings. Now that The Main Event is upon us, we have; Raw, Smackdown, Superstars, NXT, The Main Event, WWE Saturday Morning Slam, WWE A.M Raw, Afterburn (Highlights show), The Bottom Line (Highlights show), This week in WWE, WWE Experience and The WWE Collection; and almost nothing happens on any of them. WWE can’t possibly justify the amount of time and money they’re devoting to all these shows and still have no one new to push into the main event spot. All of these shows might be justifiable if one or two of them found and created new stars that could make the leap to Raw and Smackdown and eventually make a splash in the headline spot. But none of them do.

Raw is headlined by stars such as John Cena and C.M Punk. Smackdown is headlined by stars like Randy Orton and Sheamus. Superstars is just a dumping ground on which WWE put talent who can expect their ‘Future Endeavour’ send off soon and on which headline stars make appearances when WWE don’t have a match that would interest anyone. NXT is a show which is meant to find new talent but which is more bothered about the pro’s assigned to the rookies and the Main Event is just showcasing main event talent whilst ignoring the under card.

That’s twelve weekly television shows WWE produce. Some live, some highlight shows and some that are just wasting our time by telling us what we know already. When you combine those twelve with the numerous repeats and the monthly pay per view events, WWE are wasting so much money. Money which could go on producing talent.

WWE need to scrap the Main Event and put it down to a bad business decision. Look at all the shows that WWE have created and axed; Heat, Velocity, ECW, Saturday Night’s Main Event, Shotgun Saturday Night, Livewire, All American Wrestling, Tuesday Night Titans, Wrestling Spotlight, Prime Time Wrestling, Superstars of Wrestling, Wrestling Challenge, The Main Event (1988 – 1991), All Star Wrestling, Championship Wrestling, Mania, Action Zone, Sunday Night Slam, Friday Night’s Main Event, Super Astros, Jakked, Metal, Excess, Confidential and MSG Classics; that is a graveyard that will become even more full every time Vince and his team have another great idea.

C.M Punk. The man that WWE is counting on right now to carry them into 2013. Despite the fact that WWE are working Punk to death, another little problem arose on Raw. Who saw it? That’s right, I’m talking about Punk laying into a fan which was not part of the show, for anyone who thinks otherwise. The story we got from both sides was conflicting but seeing the guy who Punk punched, I can believe Punk’s side easily.

Apparently, WWE security should have gone with Punk into the stands, which is standard in WWE in 2012, to prevent anything like this from happening. When Punk was up there wit the crowd around him he was receiving punches to the back and ribs and things being thrown at the back of his head. For a start that’s disgusting. If you’re going to WWE events to abuse the talent like a brainless prick then you don’t belong in this business. I don’t care who you are. Then Punk heard the scum bag say “Let’s push him down the stairs.” Like anyone here, Punk turned around and punched the guy so hard, he fell over and supposedly did damage to his knee.

I don’t condemn Punk for his actions. I applaud him. And you’d have done the same as well if you thought some scrounger was going to push you down a flight of stairs. WWE wrestlers put their lives on the line every night for our entertainment and regardless whether we like some of them or not, they all deserve out respect. I don’t like John Cena or Hulk Hogan but I respect them for what they do. They don’t do it for some little dick who thinks he’s clever, to conspire to push them down the stairs when they go into the crowd and make a lot of people’s nights by doing so.

Not only would I have punched the guy. I’d have broken his nose just to get the message across. Now it looks like Punk could face legal action. Why? It was self defence. The Numnuts is also seeking money for the supposed damage knee he received in the altercation. Yeah right. The little moron to save his blushes is trying to make himself look like the victim in all of this. Punk wouldn’t have touched him if he hadn’t have been playing the hard man who thought he could what he likes in front of his friends. I don’t doubt that the idiot is some scrounger trying to extort money from a millionaire (which Punk is now) because he thinks he has the right to do what he lies to whom he likes. Did anyone expect Punk just to take being pushed down the stairs? No. Those who believe the spasmodic fan responsible for this is innocent need a slap themselves.

I’m glad to hear that WWE aren’t going to punish Punk for this. Usually they would, even though it wasn’t his fault, just to keep face with the public, but if WWE do then they face losing Punk. And with Orton and Cena injured, plus the build up to the Punk vs Rock match at Royal Rumble (Punk attacking Rock on Raw’s 1000^th episode), WWE really can’t afford to lose Punk right now. If I was Punk, and WWE punished me, I’d hand them their championship back and walk out of the company. No one would blame him. Luckily thought WWE aren’t going to punish Punk – because it’s not his fault.

On another Punk note, it’s coming to light that early plans for the Undertaker are emerging and they look pretty good. It was originally scheduled that Undertaker would face Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania 29. Seeing as Brock Lesnar and Triple H are far from finished WWE have come up with another plan. This is it. Undertaker would return at Royal Rumble and win the Royal Rumble match earning a Championship match at Wrestlemania 29. Punk would retain the WWE Championship against The Rock at Royal Rumble and Punk would then defend the WWE Championship against Undertaker at Wrestlemania 29.

This is a good plan. The draw for two matches like Brock Lesnar vs Triple H (rematch) and C.M Punk vs The Undertaker for the WWE Championship would draw huge money and viewing figures. Especially after Punk’s epic Championship reign. Right now WWE plan to allow Punk to end the Undertaker’s undefeated streak at Wrestlemania to earn the respect of the fans and wrestlers. It makes sense since the ‘respect’ storyline has spanned the last few months.

The only problem is, where does the Rock fit in? Last year WWE had Rock vow to become the WWE Champion again. They don’t make promises like that without following through. Maybe WWE could have Rock end Punks reign at SummerSlam 2013. By that time though the Punk reign will be boring and Punk himself will be all but worn down to the bone.

However WWE decide to go about this then it could be epic. It could be earth shattering and it could put Punk up there as one of WWE greatest ever performers. He’s certainly earning that label at the moment and should be applauded for his efforts over the last year. Punk has kept WWE interesting, relevant for the most part and enjoyable in his champion ship defences. And in 2012, that’s not an easy thing to do. Let’s just hope WWE avoid booking him on The Main Event too often. Any matches that appear on a dying show are usually buried in the graveyard when the show checks out.

Onwards and upwards...

A WORRYING SITUATION

After a birthday on Saturday and several work commitments, your Wrestling God has returned. Yes, I’ve only been away one week but it seems like longer doesn’t it? How you poor minions have coped I shall never know. Still, here we are again so let’s get to it.

A worrying situation has arisen in the world of wrestling in October. After nestling nicely on the fringes of the main event for the last few months, WWE have decided to push Ryback into the main event spot, despite the fact that the artist formerly known as Skip Sheffield doesn’t have the talent to hang with the likes of C.M Punk.

Working worryingly short matches on house shows and television tapings, mostly against jobbers, WWE only decided to make him work longer matches when they realised that they needed a new Goldberg in the main event. I’m all for new players in the main event and new challengers for the WWE Championship – anyone except John Cena at this point will do – but not Ryback. WWE would do just as well pushing Antonio Cesaro in the main event spot without any build up. It’s what they’ve done with Ryback.

The main gripe this plan is Ryback’s recent match with Tensai. If you didn’t see it then the calamity that passed for a match, saw the Japanese Warrior, Tensai, a man who can actually wrestle remember, take on the one man embarrassment machine, Ryback. Posting an image that WWE wanted to rival Brock Lesnar’s, Ryback has torn through jobbers and low level WWE talent in the past months. The real test was the Tensai match. Could Ryback, the man who could supposedly demolish anyone with his unlimited power, take down a man bigger and heavier than himself? The answer became very clear. No.

The match was plodding. Tensai couldn’t drag a decent effort out of Ryback and neither did I expect him to. The crux of WWE’s plan came crashing down around their ears, when the supposed one man power house readied Tensai for his ‘Shell Shocked’ finisher and couldn’t get Tensai up. Now, I don’t know about you, but a man that claims to weigh in at 291 pounds and supposedly bench presses at least two hundred pounds heavier than his own weight, that can’t lift a man that weighs in at 360 pounds, not even a hundred pounds heavier, is marketing bullshit.

I thought there would be some bright light at the end of the tunnel. Watching backstage Vince was apparently furious with Ryback for showing himself and WWE up, after they’d plugged so much into him and the destroyer image. Usually in this situation, WWE would demote the wrestler instantly to the undercard to suffer for months by losing to wrestlers like Santino Marella. Ryback got a reprieve. Thanks to his undefeated streak and physique Ryback’s error was glossed over and now he’s beginning to dip his toes into the main event water.

This is disastrous. The man is a mess in the ring. He can’t string a match together and he’s just too big to do anything convincingly. I can see where this is going. WWE are readying Ryback for a WWE Championship challenge after John Cena and C.M Punk have finished their feud, which WWE seems to be dragging out for an age. You have to question the motives though. Is the main event roster really that empty that WWE have to turn to a man who hasn’t worked a match that lasts longer than fifteen minutes since he was introduced? Should Ryback take up the challenger mantle, then he’s be required to work at least twenty five minutes per pay per view. I don’t think he’s up to it.

The other worrying though is that, to prepare Ryback for a main event feud with C.M Punk WWE are going to use the Miz as a punch bag and stepping stone. Building a feud that will no doubt culminate with a match at Hell in a Cell, which Ryback will probably win, losing to Ryback would set the Miz’s career right back to before he left to film ‘The Marine 3’. If WWE sacrifice Miz for Ryback then they need their heads testing. The signs have already begun to show. Miz’s mauling at the hands of Sheamus on Smackdown were just the beginning.

WWE need to take into account though, that if Ryback does challenge Punk for the WWE Championship, then considering where WWE are taking Punk, to a feud with the Rock, then presumably C.M Punk, at some point during the feud, would have to pin Ryback in the middle of the ring, thus ending his undefeated streak. When that happens, Ryback loses his limited appeal and becomes just another face in an already bustling crowd. Surely WWE would be better off delaying a feud like this until after Wrestlemania 29, that way they could drain the Ryback undefeated streak for all its worth and maybe drum up some more interest in him by having him defeat John Cena. A man whose image wouldn’t be hurt at all by a loss to Ryback.

This situation needs to be handled with care by WWE. Something they’re not adept at doing. Two careers could be halted and potentially ended if WWE mess this up. The Miz would never be taken seriously as WWE Championship material again if he were to lose in a squash match to Ryback. It’s bad enough he was beaten down like he was by Sheamus – WWE should have allowed Miz a fair percentage of the offence. It looked like Miz was out of his depth in the ring with the World Heavyweight Champion – when all the time he posses more skill than Sheamus ever will – he doesn’t need to lose to a man who will never amount to anything in this business. And Ryback is going to look like a fool if WWE has him trying to out wrestle C.M Punk and lose to man lighter and smaller than him.

Let’s just hope that as we get to the baby steps of 2013, we’re not mourning two careers and listing the Ryback push and the C.M Punk WWE Championship reign in the ‘WWE Missed Opportunities’ column.

Onwards and upwards...

WWE'S DIVAS DIVISION - OR SHALL WE JUST CALL IT TITANIC?

After everything I've said and advised WWE on how to build up the ailing Divas Division, WWE have gone the other way and decided to release Kelly Kelly. I know, Kelly wasn't a great wrestler and her interests were in acting and modelling but like the scarce headline scene in the males division, the WWE Divas Division is bare and lacking.

The reason there hasn't been any interest for years in the Divas Division is because WWE have failed to hire wrestler, instead favouring models and actresses. In other words, female wrestlers who don't care about the job at hand, but instead who use the WWE as a stepping stone to other things. Other things I may add, that hardly any of them will ever accomplish.

And if your ambition in life is to get your tits out for Playboy, then you need to take a long, hard, look at your life.

Not only are WWE content to fire Kelly, who, whether we like it or not was a big name in the Divas Division, the John Cena of the women if you will. WWE are happy to allow Beth Phoenix, it's best women's talent in years to walk out the door when her contract expires. By the time you read this Beth may have signed a new contract. The likelihood is, that WWE will allow Phoenix to depart WWE because it saves money.

I don't know if WWE seriously want the Divas Division to fold in spectacular style or they just want to free up the cash to hire more big tits and no talent. If WWE let Phoenix leave then it deserves everything it gets. Beth Phoenix has been a stalwart in WWE's Divas Division for years now and when she had an opponent who was just as good as she was, then Beth was unstoppable. If WWE have had hired actual wrestlers and been able to keep Karma on the books, then maybe with Phoenix heading the division, WWE could have made a success of it.

As it stands, with Beth on her way out and Kelly Kelly gone to pastures new, WWE are now thin on the ground for female talent.

It's farming system for youth development could hold the key. I happen to know that WWE have some really great talent being brought through the system as we speak. However if WWE insist on treating them like they treat all new talent then it renders it all a little pointless doesn't it?

I'm still adamant that Paige could be the answer to WWE's problem, if they can get head out of their arse and do something with the girl. She's pretty, can wrestle and will be a pin up and dare I say it, wet dream material for every man and growing boy alike. Apart from Paige, WWE are going to have to look elsewhere for its female talent now.

One solution could be hiring back Mickie James when her TNA contract runs out but they could be waiting a while. Another is stop wasting time on the three hour Raw each week and start to build some stars. I would hate to see WWE re-hire Trish Stratus because they can't be bothered to do the job themselves. I fear at this rate WWE will be calling on Melina again - a woman who was so big headed an unpopular in the locker room WWE had to transfer her to Raw because she annoyed and upset so many people in the back.

I do question WWE's method though. Firing a semi popular diva when you need all the faces you can muster. Layla, Eve, Kaitlyn all those names will never set the division on fire ever. So why fire Kelly and allow Phoenix to steadily make her way out of the door?

Like the title suggests, its no longer WWE's Divas Division, it's beginning to resemble to titanic. Who wants to stay in an ailing division? Who wants to stay somewhere they can't get exposure because there aren't enough females to lend a hand. If WWE aren't careful then its female talent could start jumping before they're pushed. I doubt when it starts to sink, any of the talent on the roster will want to go down with their ship.

Onwards and upwards...

NWO - THE ANSWER TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS

It’s a widely known fact in wrestling that WWE need to do something with their main event scene. A scene which is fast growing stale and repetitive. With the likes of John Cena headlining the majority of pay per views for the last few years now, WWE have booked themselves into a rut which thanks to their lack of star power they cannot get themselves out of.

We can sit here and bitch and moan about how WWE are growing stale and WWE can sit there and rack their brains until their heads explode, about how they can add some spice to their main event scene. The truth is, that until WWE stand up, put their hands up and admit that the lack of main event talent circulating at the moment is entirely their fault, it’s not going to get better.

False pushes that are stopped half way through or just weeks in are partly to blame. What WWE really need though is just one inspired booking decision and the game changes completely. WWE and Vince McMahon know what the solution is, but they’re too greedy and pig headed to implement it.

As much as we moan about him. WWE’s solution to a better and more versatile main event scene, is John Cena. More importantly, a John Cena heel turn. This has been bandied around for years by WWE and fans alike, yet WWE have always pulled the plug on a Cena heel turn because he is WWE’s top merchandise seller and WWE believe they would lose millions in revenue of Cena turned on his fans.

I beg to differ. And here’s why. If Cena sells millions of dollars of t-shirts and hats as a face, then he would sell twice as many as a heel. WWE don’t understand that once a person is a fan of someone, then they’re a fan for life. It shouldn’t matter what they do or what they are. The Cena fans now will be Cena fans if he turns heel. John Cena as a heel would also garner more fans and earn the respect of the haters for trying something different when it would have been so easy for him to just stay as he is.

Thos who can’t stand Cena now, I’m one of the millions, ma be drawn to a dastardly heel Cena. It wouldn’t make his wrestling any better and inside the ring but everything he did which wasn’t wrestling, such as his mic work and his exchanges with the crowd would be pure dynamite. WWE have nothing to lose.

Cena currently draws so much heat that a heel turn would silence the questions. The only two people who have ever been able to get almost a hundred percent of the crowd on Cena’s side were Edge and John Laurinaitis. Which, for those naysayers out there, shows how good a worker Johnny L really was. Even in Cena’s current feud, as the supposed underdog facing super champion C.M Punk and his evil genius manager Paul Heyman, Cena is hearing the boos.

When Cena worked against a heel Randy Orton in 2009 it was expected that because of Orton’s actions at the beginning of 2009, laying his hands on Stephanie McMahon, kicking Vince McMahon in the head, putting Triple H on the shelf for months, that Orton would be the heel and hear the jeers. WWE were wrong. The minority of Cena fans cheered their Superhuman hero like they always do. It was surprising how many were in favour of the heel Orton. And when your fan base are favouring the heel instead of the man you’ve plugged millions of dollars into, you’re doing something wrong.

Now, fast forward to 2012. Shortly before his operation in his arm, John Cena modelled for WWE.Com on an article about the NWO wearing the shirt with the headline ‘What if the NWO were reborn?’. WWE are re-launching the NWO t-shirt to coincide with the release of the three disc box set DVD profiling wrestling’s most notorious and celebrated faction. John Cena in the picture, with his steely glare and mean persona looks the part in the NWO shirt. If you’ve seen the picture then I’m sure you’ll agree.

WWE have the answer to their problem in that small marketing campaign. John Cena should turn heel and put together his own NWO. It would do wonders for WWE, with people coming to see the new generation of NWO. It would do wonders for John Cena who I’m sure, would be a terrific heel leader and it would sell the new NWO DVD in its thousands. For those fans who attend WWE shows in 2012 who weren’t born or wrestling fans in 1996 – 2002, they would buy the DVD to see how the old NWO used to look compared to Cena’s new NWO.

There hasn’t been a shock in wrestling that really rocked the world, since Hogan turned heel and formed the NWO. This would surely be it. When Hulk Hogan, the supposed all American hero turned on his fans and history and formed NWO fans came in their millions to WCW to see the faction. It was also the gauntlet for the famous Monday Night Wars. In 2012, if John Cena were to turn heel on someone close to the fans hearts and form a new NWO with two or three wrestlers on the undercard who need the exposure of being associated with such a famous name and a headline star like Cena, then WWE would not only create a buzz about their product once more, it would also create stars from those who join Cena.

This could be a story that runs and runs. Once the stars under Cena in the NWO break out on their own, Cena would recruit more. All who needed a break. Not only would it create new stars, it would also give WWE’s Championship Belts a much needed lift. If the WWE Tag Team Champions, United States Champion and Intercontinental Champion were to join the NWO and Cena, then immediately the association with the NWO name would elevate the Championships to another level and generate more interest than either of the three has had in the last five years.

WWE must capitalize on this and soon. With Cena expected to wrestle C.M Punk at Hell in a Cell in a rematch from Night of Champions, not completely heeled from his operation, WWE could start to build the turn now. They’ve already shown Cena’s heel side when he attacked Punk on Raw with a lead pipe. A move totally out of character for a man who stands toe to toe with his heel opponents no matter how big or dastardly. A move more associated with a member of the NWO.

The change wouldn’t come immediately. It would have to be built. As long as WWE signposted where Cena was going in his storyline, WWE would draw more numbers to its pay per view events just to see the steady decline of the Cena face character. Then, after Punk defeats Cena in their 2012 feud, Cena could attack the Rock at Royal Rumble or Wrestlemania 29 which could lead to a second match between the two. I have no doubt that spray painting NWO on the Rock’s back would be the final turn that everyone has been waiting for.

The possibilities are limitless for Cena, WWE and an NWO faction in 2012. And as far as I see it. It’s the only road WWE could walk down now that would bring them the rewards they so desperately want.

Onwards and upwards...

GET IT RIGHT!

You know when a week has been neither here nor there? When nothing major has happened but there has been things transpiring that need to be mentioned and brought up because, well, that’s why I’m here. To bring you, the people who care, the truth. So this week, we have a number of things to get through. So knuckle down, and wrap your minds around all of this.

I Spit In The Face of People Who Want To Be Fools

Yes I know it’s a take on a catchphrase of a former WWE Superstar (the catchphrase was actually “I spit in the face of people who don’t want to be cool). But it’s this former WWE Superstar we put under the spotlight first.

Who remembers Carlito? If you don’t then you really didn’t miss anything. Carlito was a talented worker but one who was never going anywhere in WWE. Carlito’s end in WWE was signposted when WWE lumbered him with Primo in a meaningless tag team and then split them up for no apparent reason. The real reason why Carlito was fired from WWE we will delve into in a moment. First though, you may be asking yourself why Carlito is number one in our list of ‘To deal with’ this week.

It’s understandable when a talent is ‘Future Endeavoured’ for him to rant about how bad the promotion is or how unfairly he has been treated. Since his dismissal in 2011, Carlito has done nothing but bitch and moan and most of the things he says are rubbish. This wheel though Carlito really went into overdrive when he took it upon himself to add his pennies worth to the current TNA situation.

Taking to his favourite medium of social networking, Twitter, a site I have never used because, let’s face it, there are better things to do. Carlito, for no justifiable reason, began a rant on the TNA X Division. In case you’re not familiar with TNA and its X Division, the simplest way I can explain it is think of WWE’s Light Heavyweight Division but ten times better.

TNA have broke new ground in the last year, after the firing of the dire Vince Russo and the X Division has been one of its standout stars. The talent TNA possess in its X Division are one the many things it is currently doing better than WWE and one of the things that TNA can boast WWE do not currently have. Wrestlers like Zima Ion are a shining light in TNA. TNA’s greatest X Division success though, is the current TNA World Heavyweight Champion, the talented Austin Aries.

Carlito and I both know why the Puerto Rican has turned his attention to TNA and that’s simply because Carlito is harbouring some sour grapes. After his ‘no complete’ clause with WWE expired everyone including Carlito, who thinks he’s better than he is, expected TNA, who were already top heavy with former WWE talent, to hire the apple spitting jobber. They did not.

In this business, you have to learn to let go of grudges. Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart did. It took them a while but they got there. Mostly everyone who has been released by WWE in the past has gotten over it to make peace with the company. If you hold grudges in the wrestling business then it begins to create a wedge between yourself and those who may be thinking of hiring you. I’m a writer and actor. I’ve been turned down many times simply because I’m a brand new writer and people have reservations about hiring someone with no previous. If people just took a chance they’d see that new writers, with a little tutoring maybe, could bring something new to their products. The point I make is that even though I’ve been turned down more times than a bed sheet, I hold no grudge.

Carlito needs to be careful what he’s saying and via what medium he says it through. The world watches now. Carlito may have forgotten that. Wrestling promoters keep a watchful eye on wrestlers who have been released with a view to booking them on their independent shows. Carlito is doing himself no favours by having outbursts like this. A promoter is less likely to book Carlito now, in case talks break down between the two parties and Carlito goes on the warpath against said promoter.

If you didn’t catch it then this is what Carlito wrote on his twitter account about TNA and their excellent X Division:

“This TNA X Division should be eliminated! Nobody wants to see entertaining lil athletic wrestlers that can actually wrestle anymore! We should start a petition to get Rib Terry a mega push! All he needs is another layer of fake tanner and 20 oz more of baby oil! C’mon TNA!”

We’re all thinking the same thing right about now. What a jerk. Whether this was a deliberate attempt to make himself look like the biggest dick in America this week or he actually believes what he’s saying I can’t tell you. What I can tell you is that every wrestler in the TNA X Division is more talented than Carlito ever was.

Carlito was released from his WWE contract because he was found to be taking medication that he didn’t have a prescription for. When WWE insisted he enter rehab at their expense, Carlito refused. In denial about his ‘habit’ or ‘problem’ Carlito insisted there was nothing wrong with the drugs he was taking and ignored everything his employer asked of him. Not only was Carlito so dumb that he pissed off a company that were paying him better than he will ever be paid again. Carlito chose to ignore what the kind of drugs he was knocking back did to all those that wrestling has lost over the years. Did Carlito want to go the same way as so many of his friends?

Sunny, With a Chance of Reprisal

If you were a fan of WWE in the mid nineties then you’ll remember Sunny. Manager of The Body Donnas, the Smoking Guns and L.O.D 2000 Sunny was the really life girlfriend of one of the best wrestlers this business has ever produced, the late, great, Chris Candido. It’s a well known fact that Sunny, real name, Tammy Lynn Sytch and Candido had a habitual drug problem in and out of the ring, but it was really a sight to see the hot potato that was once a pin up on my wall put on so much weight due to the drugs.

Sunny looked like someone else totally. It was heartbreaking if I’m honest to see one of my former heroes come to that. Basically a walking pill box. The story gets better though because Sytch kicked the habit, the drugs, went into rehab and got her life back on track when WWE rightfully inducted her into the WWE Hall of Fame 2011. No one was really sure what to expect when Sunny turned up to the ceremony. What we got was a wonderful, uplifting and heart rendering surprise. Sytch was no longer the walking pill box she had become tarnished with in 2005. The woman that came out on stage to accept her award, was the original Sunny. Slimmed down, clean of all drugs. In 2011, Tammy was a true wrestling success story.

But, nothing good lasts forever. In 2012 Sytch is slowly slipping back into her old ways. It’s sad and tragic. We want our heroes to have a life outside the ring but someone like Sytch, a life-addict, needs help to stay clean. In the recent week Stych has been arrested three times, for among other things, drinking under the influence. After her arrests Sytch agreed a deal to go on the Oprah show in America to talk about her addiction.

I urge Sytch to, if she can’t control her urges and her habit, go back into rehab. WWE funds all their former and current wrestlers rehab trips in a bid to purify the business after too many deaths related to drugs. If Sytch could stay clean then she’d be a huge and welcome addition to WWE behind the scenes. Sytch could help the current managers of our time to stand out like she did. She’s wasted on drugs, no pun intended.

Sytch could make herself relevant again and reprise her WWE career behind the scenes. She’d not only be a good road manager for valets in WWE but she’s the best person I can think of to warn future WWE Superstars against the use of drugs. This would be her reprisal. And I sincerely hope she can stay clean.

Things We Don’t Need To Say

Last but surely not least this week, we have those who think they know, once again. If you’re a long time reader of this blog you’ll know how much I hate people who think they know about wrestling after watching three shows. Unless you’ve studied the sport religiously for the past twenty plus years like myself and most of you, my minions, then there’s no way you can know enough.

If you’ve only been watching for six months how can you possibly know if a match was good or bad? How can you know what makes a good match? What constitutes a good match? How can you know what makes a wrestler a great wrestler? We’ve had too many of these people in this business in the last few years. Which is why John Cena is where he is. You can’t. And if you think otherwise, you’re either out of your head or severely stuck so far up your own backside you can log what you had breakfast on Monday. Or as we call them ‘John Cena fans’.

This final part concentrates on some letters I came across in my favourite wrestling magazine. Power Slam. An awesome magazine and the only one which I trust to give me the info that even I don’t know. If you’ve never read Power Slam, then pick yourself up a copy, you won’t be disappointed. All but one of the mentioned consist of people who know just enough about wrestling to point at a wrestler and cheer or jeer, trying their hardest to evaluate SummerSlam. It infuriates me, but hell, I read them anyway.

The first letter we look at is about the SummerSlam 2012 main event. Brock Lesnar vs Triple H. A master class in storytelling. Yet for one blind viewer the match was ‘a slow, boring exchange of kicks, punches and body slams.’ Anyone watching who knows anything about wrestling knows that this match was a great example of how to tell a story that has been built up for months, with great storytelling and an outcome that no one was expecting.

The fact that the face, Triple H, tapped out on a huge pay per view like SummerSlam was big news. Especially when you take into account how selfish Triple H used to be in the ring. And believe me, he was. This is the man that refused to allow Jeff Hardy a WWE Championship and WWE Intercontinental Championship reign because in order for it to happen, Hardy would have had to defeat Triple H. And as successor to the WWE throne when Vince McMahon steps down, Triple H wasn’t ready to pass the torch and allow someone else to have the spotlight.

Triple H vs Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam was an excellent example of wrestling at its most bare. If anyone wants to get into this business I urge them to take a look at this match and learn from it.

The next letter came from someone who I would gladly slap in the face if I met them. I don’t know them and I don’t wish to. Just by their letter you could tell their the sort of person who thinks they’re right and doesn’t care about actual fact. It detailed the WWE Tag Team Championship Match at SummerSlam between Kofi Kingston and R-Truth vs the Prime Time Players.

According to, we’ll call him Mr. Know-nothing, the dull, drab and just awful Prime Time Players should have gone over Kingston and Truth. This is what Mr. Know-nothing said. ‘The Prime Time Players could have brought something new to the ailing Tag Team Division if they had won the belts at SummerSlam.’ Really? Because Young and O’Neil, the Prime Time Players have been a tag team now for going on six months, maybe less and they have offered nothing to the division.

Titus O’Neil and Darren Young are just awful in the ring. We saw this when they competed on NXT, WWE should have given then their marching orders back then. To allow them to continue on is just criminal. They can’t wrestle and they cannot hold a division that needs a strong team on top. The only thing the Prime Time Players could bring to the WWE Tag Team Division is a sigh of relief when both are sent packing and a team that can actually wrestle take their place.

Chris Jericho and Dolph Ziggler seemed to draw a lot of letters from people. All but one knew what they were talking about. The letter concerned read ‘Jericho and Ziggler was an excellent opener, the finish of which made sense 24 hours later.’ In case you’re not familiar with what we’re talking about, Dolph Ziggler lost to Chris Jericho at SummerSlam, the wrong decision as Ziggler, a man who is chasing the World Heavyweight Championship, should be beating all comers in his attempt to climb to the top of the mountain. The next night on Raw WWE had Ziggler defeat Jericho. The stipulation of the match saw Jericho leave WWE (so he could tour with his band).

If WWE had have wanted this match to make sense then they’d have booked the stipulation and the Ziggler win on WWE’s second biggest pay per view of the year and not on free television. Not half of many people watch Raw as they do pay per views. WWE made Ziggler look like a jobber on pay per view and then gave away the result everyone needed to see on free television that the majority of people who order the pay per views don’t watch. Yes, it was an excellent opener. As far as making sense? Not a bit.

The last letter I’ll leave you with is one pondering why WWE audiences have no interest in most undercard matches or talent. The persons reasoning was because WWE has conditioned its audience to only care about big matches and big names. I’m afraid that’s not true.

WWE audiences in 2012 don’t care about the under card matches or talent because WWE simply don’t plug enough time or their unlimited resources into them. Instead of seeing their undercard as future main event stars, WWE see them as time fillers. WWE is a multi-billion dollar company with unlimited cash resources which mean it will never go bankrupt. Why don’t they take some of that money and the seemingly never ending time on the three hour Raw and use it make some new stars? The answer to that, only WWE have. Can you imagine if WWE had have done to the undercard in 1995 – 1999 what they’re doing now? They’d have been no Shawn Michaels, no Rock, no Triple H, no Stone Cold Steve Austin. WWE and its history would have been a very different place than in is now.

Punk’d

Just a small piece of news for all those saying that C.M Punk, the current and reigning WWE Champion, is getting stale and boring! Which are mostly John Cena fans. C.M Punk is the very best thing WWE have right now. Without him, we’d be subjected to yet another John Cena WWE Championship run. Be thankful for small mercies.

Onwards and upwards...

NIGHT OF CHAMPONS 2012 - REIGN ON ME

Previously WWE Night of Champions events have been either marred with tragedy, such as the passing of Chris Benoit in 2007 or disappointment. The Championship matches that promised so much in recent years delivered so little. With the absence of Jerry ‘the King’ Lawler and the addition of the much missed John Bradshaw Layfield did WWE’s 2012 offering deliver where the rest failed?

From the TD Garden Arena in Boston Massachusetts, this was WWE Night of Champions 2012.

WWE Championship Match

C.M Punk (Champion) vs John Cena Ends in a Draw

Sometimes I wonder if I’m in the right business. We’re here because we want to know the truth about the goings on in the wrestling world. Because we’re sick of the crap we’re being fed by places like WWE.Com and magazines like WWE Magazines. Yet the people who are satisfied with how things currently are, the people who are partly responsible for the demise of this business because they don’t know how things should be to succeed try to bring everything down to their uneducated level.

Before Night of Champions kicked off I logged on to WWE.Com and took their polls. One was ‘Whose Championship Reign would you like to see come to and end’. And the majority voted for C.M Punk. You can’t tell me you would have preferred John Cena to carry the championship out of Night of Champions? If your answer is yes, then you are in the group that don’t know what its going to take to make this business a success again and you’re one of the ones who needs to be educated in the world of wrestling.

This business isn’t just something you can walk into, watch a few shows and suddenly know everything there is to know. It takes hard graft, long hours watching the good and bad of everything there’s been. Sitting down and resigning yourself to eight hour long box sets of old wrestling that takes its time to boil but when it does it explodes into something truly beautiful. Not buying a crappy t-shirt the colour of cat vomit, waving five fingers in front of your face and watching an inept millionaire apply the worst and weakest moves the hardcore fans among us have seen in many a century. And then saying ‘John Cena is the best wrestler in the world’. Believe us when we tell you, he’s not. He’s not even close.

John Cena may have won some meaningless ‘Wrestler of the Year’ Awards in some crappy magazine or on some crappy website, voted for solely by his so called ‘Cenation’ but in the grand scheme of things, that doesn’t mean anything. Anyway, back to my point. After I’d taken the poll and finished my night of ‘War Commander’ on Facebook, a game which for some reason I’m now addicted to, I scrolled down to the comments section. I don’t know why I do this because it always infuriates me. Some uneducated buffoon had actually written ‘I hope Cena kicks Punks a*s. Punk can’t wrestle!’

If you believe the above statement, then I think my minions will agree with me that you don’t know anything about anything in this world we live our lives vicariously through. And really. You don’t belong in this business. To say C.M Punk can’t wrestle is like saying Cancer isn’t a disease or Katie Price is the most talented woman in the last hundred years. None are true. All are the opposite of what is stated.

And unless you’re willing to resign years of your life to this business like we have, then I’m afraid you can’t have an opinion. Because you don’t really know anything at all.

Now I’ve gotten off of my high horse and its trotted steadily back to the stables. Let’s get on with what we’ve all come here for.

It was a puzzler right from the beginning, how WWE were going to manage to finish this match with both men’s reputation in tact. John Cena couldn’t realistically suffer another pay per view loss via pin fall, for WWE at least, Cena has left too many pay per views in 2012 empty handed. On the other hand C.M Punk is set for a clash with the Rock in January at the Royal Rumble and his image would have taken a fall in the WWE Universe’s eyes if he’d have looked at the lights for the world’s greatest merchandise seller.

The buzz wasn’t actually about the match, sadly. Because we’d seen it all before numerous times we knew what to expect from Cena and Punk can only do the best with what he has. No one ever built a wall with cardboard, if you get what I’m saying. The buzz was actually about a new shirt and hat John Cena would debut before the bell eventually rang.

I was sceptical when a new shirt in new colours was mentioned. Let’s be honest Cena and WWE don’t exactly have form where the taste of Cena’s merchandise is concerned. I like colourful t-shirts but Cena’s really do make you reach for the bucket. This time though, I can say that I was really surprised and pleased with what WWE went with. If you didn’t see it then it’s a version of his latest green shirt. With the cartoon Cena in the middle of the circle. Only this time the shirt is black and pink and I thoroughly back the shirt because it no longer bares the motto ‘Rise Above Hate’ instead WWE have show their softer side by branding the t-shirt with ‘Rise Above Cancer’. Bravo.

Onto the match. In will say this until I’m blue in the face and you are bored with it. It remains true. It was once again a pleasure to see Paul Heyman at ringside. Even though his association with C.M Punk is still to be revealed, it’s nice to add a different slant on a feud that has been done to death. I still urge WWE to turn Heyman on Punk and align him with Cena. This would provide WWE with the perfect opportunity for the sought after Cena heel turn.

The match was as expected. I’ll allow you to make your own minds up about how good or bad it was. With JBL on commentary the match was given a big fight feel, the kind that sadly, Jerry Lawler has lacked in recent years. Punk did indeed fight a perfect match, Cena ambled along trying to do anything that might look half decent until the finish came. This being in Boston, you could have been forgiven for thinking that Cena would go over. However if WWE had have given Cena the victory then it would have undoubtedly dampened the Rock’s victory over Punk for the gold at either Royal Rumble or Wrestlemania 29 next year.

I will give WWE plaudits here. They could have lost their nerve and booked a disqualification victory or a double count out. Instead they decided to recycle the King of the Ring 1996 finish played out by Shawn Michaels and the British Bulldog. Where both men’s shoulders were counted to the mat. The finish came after John Cena, yes you are reading this correctly, executed a German Suplex from the top rope.

What WWE were doing allowing someone as inept as Cena perform a move as dangerous as the German from the top is beyond me. It is a move that could break a neck or back if just one thing is wrong. Look at Chris Benoit at the 2001 King of Ring to see how dangerous it can be. It was a risk to Punk to allow Cena to deliver the move, but, he did it with at least a degree of professionalism.

Looking at the other possible finishes then I agree with WWE that this was by far the best one to go with. A double count out would have dimmed interest in the return match, because we all know there’ll be one at Hell in a Cell. At least this way WWE can attempt to salvage some interest for a return encounter. Otherwise this is going to run dry and become the sister feud to the never ending Sheamus vs Alberto Del Rio encounter.

Post Night of Champions, WWE would be wise to keep Cena and Punk apart for a few weeks. Seeing as there’s still forty one days to go until Hell in a Cell, if WWE pit the two against each other each week on Raw by the time WWE get to the Hell in a Cell pay per view then we’ll have seen everything they have to offer. The best way for WWE to go forward and the correct way to hype the tension leading into Hell in a Cell would be for WWE to give Punk and Cena two different opponents, with occasional sneak attacks by both. That way when Hell in a Cell rolls around Cena and Punk won’t have been in a ring together one on one since Night of Champions and the crowd should be raring to see a final victor.

WWE would be wise to reveal the nature of Heymans’ relationship with Punk at Hell in a Cell. The two will inevitably clash inside the steel structure in October and the moment would be well remembered if Heyman were to reveal the true nature of his relationship with ‘the best in the world’. However should WWE be planning a momentous Cena heel turn then we can wait until Survivor Series to see it executed. That way it can be a real moment in the annuls of WWE.

At Night of Champions though Punk proved why he is a worthy champion to sit atop the WWE mountain and for the first time in a very long time, John Cena did more right than wrong. Adding a move he’s never done before to his repertoire. Cena should be commended for trying something he’s never done before, it’s not everyday you see it from him and I fear it will be a long time until we see it again.

The match wasn’t the disaster that we all predicted it to be. That in its self was enough to class this as a success and one WWE need to find other avenues for if they want to keep it as their main feud for the latter half of 2012.

World Heavyweight Championship Match

Sheamus (Champion) defeated Alberto Del Rio

Not only have WWE made us sit through some kind of variation on this encounter since Over the Limit 2012, they have given us the exact same result. Alberto Del Rio has gone toe to toe with ‘the Great White’ and not once defeated him. Now WWE have only one option and that is to end this feud and try to force someone else into the role Del Rio currently occupies in time for Hell in a Cell. Because there is no way WWE could possibly book this again in October.

For the feud to be extended any further than Night of Champions, Del Rio needed to defeat Sheamus at least once on pay per view and take the gold. There is no way any of us can believe that Del Rio would defeat Sheamus now. WWE even had the perfect tool in which to make the Championship switch at Night of Champions. The banned Brogue Kick.

If WWE have had the World Heavyweight Championship change hands by disqualification, a means by which no Championship is usually allowed to changes hand via, namely the banned Brogue Kick, then WWE could have totally rebuilt Sheamus and taken him from the grinning Irish moron to the ‘Great White’ with attitude. Which is what Sheamus needs to carry on as champion in WWE. Allowing him to throw his rattle out of the pram once a month to try and build heat for the upcoming encounter just isn’t enough.

WWE could play on the stereotype of the Irish being notoriously nasty fighters and make Sheamus someone to be feared. If Sheamus had have lost the World Heavyweight Championship by losing his temper then it would have been the basis of something truly different for the Celtic Warrior. Though the real struggle comes in finding someone to challenge him who can bring that out. A Sheamus heel turn would give WWE other options. As a face Sheamus is now out of heels to wrestle. He’s been through the roster and its run dry. As a heel himself, WWE would have other options to feed Sheamus.

Alberto Del Rio, despite giving a solid performance at Night of Champions and the match being by far their best in the series yet, Del Rio was never in contention for the gold. Which is a shame. On a competitive card such as Night of Champions, every challenger should look as if they could walk away with the Champions gold. That way it heightens the tension and makes the Champions victory that much more rewarding.

I have ran out of ideas as to what WWE can do with Del Rio. Apart from putting him under a mask and forming the proposed Mexican super stable, I fear that one of WWE’s most gifted athletes is going to fall by the wayside as Christmas creeps slowly upon us. Del Rio has all the goods to succeed in WWE as he did back home in Mexico. Now though WWE are going to have to go through a major reshaping and remoulding now the damage has been done to Del Rio.

Sheamus vs Alberto Del Rio at Night of Champions was always only ever going to go one way. We knew it before they stepped into the ring. WWE must put their creative caps on and find some way to push Wade Barrett into the main event picture as soon as they possible can so the two can wage the planned England vs Ireland war over the World Heavyweight Championship, that was due to take place before Barrett was injured all the way back in February.

At Night of Champions 2012, this match will go down as the predictable encounter of the card. Whilst the other matches have only had one winner also, they also had challengers that actually looked like they could be crowned on September 16^th. Sheamus vs Alberto Del Rio more than any other match was sign posted before the pay per view even went live.

WWE Intercontinental Championship Match

Fatal Four Way Match

The Miz (Champion) defeated Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara and Cody Rhodes

On the night, this was the correct result. Anyone could see it. If WWE had have stripped the Miz of the Intercontinental Championship then it would have been a waste of all of our time. All that time building him back to a position where he could be seen as a genuine contender to the WWE Championship in 2013 would have been ruined and maybe, just maybe, if Miz hadn’t have left as he came – namely as Intercontinental Champion, then that push back to the main event would never have happened.

WWE do things in halves. The Miz and Dolph Ziggler should both be on a similar course to the top. Both should be showing they can handle it in the ring with the big guns and both should be put over big names. Yet WWE are only do it with the Miz. You might agree it’s not before time and you’d be right, but if WWE can do this with the Miz at last, then why are they failing so miserably with Ziggler higher up the card?

Putting that to one side, the match was a great encounter. Miz, Sin Cara, Rey Mysterio and Cody Rhodes gave everything they had in a bid to prove that all four of them belong further up the card. Unfortunately only three of them made that impression. I’m still convinced that Sin Cara will never break through that ceiling and into the main event spot and my belief is backed up by his performances and the way WWE have handled him. Namely, very poorly.

The groundwork has been laid for Mysterio and Cara to break the bonds of friendship and initiate a war between themselves, which I’m now seeing happening at Wrestlemania 29 so you may have to wait a while to see it. If WWE want maximum impact then it might be a good idea to start the jealousy angle now. If Cara was to become jealous now and it built until the Royal Rumble where Mysterio was to eliminate Cara and cost him an opportunity at Wrestlemania 29 then that would be a great catalyst to what could be a great feud and a career maker for Cara.

Cody Rhodes has faded away in reality. Since his loss to Big Show at Wrestlemania 28 it’s been hard for the WWE Universe t really take Rhodes seriously. Despite the fact that Cody regained the Intercontinental Championship four weeks after he lost it, WWE booked him to have so little offence in the match at Extreme Rules 2012 that you would have missed it had you blinked.

WWE should have known what a loss to Show would have done to a title reign that was really rocking along before it hit the Big Road Block. Yet they seemed to happily shove Rhodes back to where he was when he departed ‘Legacy’, just to pad out Big Show’s Championship record and hand him a win at a pay per view where he hadn’t had that many. WWE’s treatment of Rhodes after Extreme Rules seemed to focus solely on preparing him for yet another loss not far down the line to Christian. If WWE had have been serious about Rhodes then it would have had him retain at Wrestlemania, defeat Big Show convincingly at Extreme Rules and then go over one or two huge names on Raw and pay per view preparing him for a WWE Championship challenge in the main event.

As it is, we’ve reached September 2012 and Cody Rhodes seems a distant memory now. Just a character to be wheeled out when WWE need a filler in a match. If WWE want to know why no knew stars are being made in their company, then I suggest they look at Cody Rhodes and see what they could have had if they hadn’t have taken the easy way out, yet again. Should WWE decide to go ahead with Rhodes push either in the dying embers of 2012 or sometime in 2013 then I estimate it’s going to take another two years just to get him back to where he was in April 2012.

The Miz is of course WWE’s second favourite son right now. With his star role about to hit Cinemas in the U.S.A in January and straight to DVD in England sometime after, WWE want to make sure they keep Miz on top to maximize the films takings, which won’t be much. The real test comes after ‘The Marine 3: Homefront’ is released and bombs at the box office, which it will. WWE Films has been in production now for quite a few years and it’s yet to turn a profit or get one solid review from a critic who isn’t a friend of Vince McMahon’s or someone that is actually relevant in American showbiz.

WWE’s latest money spinning idea is teaming up with Warner Brothers to produce a Scooby Doo and WWE mystery cartoon, where Scooby and the gang arrive at Wrestlemania to find creepy goings on. Oh yes. This is what WWE have come to in 2012 to rejuvenate their film department. The movie will go straight to DVD and will feature the cartoon likenesses and voices of various WWE Superstars. So John Cena, Triple H, Sheamus and possible C.M Punk and Undertaker will be in there. And I can bet you now before it’s even been recorded or animated that John Cena will be on the cover.

However with ‘The Marine 3: Homefront’ slated for release soon, The Miz will remain prime focus of the Intercontinental Championship division. As I stated above, the test will come when the film is released and loses money which it will do. Will WWE punish the Miz for the films lack of appeal and take the Intercontinental Championship from Miz, burying him deep below the card? Or will they stick firm with the future of this business and keep Miz on the main event path he’s on now? My money is on the first. You see WWE is desperate to find anyone to blame for the failure of their movies as long as it isn’t themselves. They fail to see that if they hired better writers and actors then maybe they’d make some money from the copious amounts of crap they peddle out and label it with ‘Movie’. Interestingly enough WWE have blamed everyone in sight for the failure of their movies except John Cena. Yet it was Cena’s movies ‘The Marine’, ‘12 Rounds’ and ‘Legendary’ that set the downward spiral for WWE Films in motion. And now WWE have announced that ‘12 Rounds 2’ starring Randy Orton will soon go into production. Give me strength!

As the Miz left Night of Champions, clutching his Championship you couldn’t help but have the feeling of hope for the first time this year. That maybe WWE have rediscovered the knack for making headline stars again after all this time. Maybe by this time next year, we’ll be hearing the cries of ‘Awesome’ and Miz will strut through those curtains wearing the new version of the WWE Championship. Just don’t expect Cody Rhodes to be challenging for it anytime soon.

Randy Orton defeated Dolph Ziggler

I’m struggling here my good people. Struggling to see why WWE thinks that we can buy into Dolph Ziggler. After his uplifting and well received victory at Money in the Bank, Dolph Ziggler has been on a one way trip and we all know where too.

Dolph Ziggler hasn’t won on pay per view since he claimed the briefcase guaranteeing him a contract for the World Heavyweight Championship at a time of his choosing. Ziggler’s feud with Chris Jericho didn’t do anything for him when it should have elevated him to the next level. As stated in the SummerSlam review, Jericho shouldn’t have been such a yellow bellied idiot and refused to beat Ziggler at SummerSlam. Jericho was on his way out WWE after SummerSlam and it wouldn’t have impacted on him at all. Yet Jericho sat back and took one last moment of glory to the determent of Ziggler.

After SummerSlam, WWE then decided it would be a good idea to credit Ziggler with Jericho’s absence without realizing that only a fraction of people who order their monthly pay per views actually watch Raw and Smackdown. If you saw the viewing figures in 2012 for Raw compared to the attitude era then you’d weep. WWE neglected to realize that most of those who saw Jericho defeat Ziggler at SummerSlam would miss Ziggler’s retribution and therefore their final impression would be that Ziggler was just another big mouth who was put in his place and would never have a legitimate claim to the World Heavyweight Championship. Had WWE done what it did on free television on pay per view then more people may have been inclined to tune into Raw, Smackdown and future pay per view events to see Ziggler’s rise to the top. They didn’t.

To make matter even worse WWE did it yet again at Night of Champions. Randy Orton is a first class wrestler, who, once WWE have gotten over their strop with him and stopped punishing him for something that happened in the past, Orton will be thrust back into the WWE or World Heavyweight Championship scene and will be a welcome addition. A loss at Night of Champions would have done Orton no harm at all and yes, before you ask, I will lambast Orton as I did Jericho.

Randy Orton, being in the main event picture before knows how empty the scene is and how WWE desperately needs talent to take the step up. Orton should have done what Jericho didn’t do. Orton should have gone to the WWE booking committee before the match and told them that Ziggler needs to go over more than he does. It would have been a selfless sacrifice. I doubt though that WWE would have listened to Orton who is still in the dog house and done what they saw fit anyway. Still, it wouldn’t have hurt to try.

Now Dolph Ziggler finds himself without a win on a second pay per view in a row and struggling to hold the interest of anyone who may have backed him at No Way Out. Don’t get me wrong, there are still cheers for Dolph and the support is there when WWE decides to open those ears and listen. I wonder though how many of those people who cheer Dolph each week truly believe that right now, he can believably step up into the World Heavyweight Championship picture and be the man WWE need him to be. It’s no fault of his own I have to point out. The responsibility for getting him over now falls on WWE’s shoulders. All Dolph can really do is go out every match and wrestle the very best he can.

Despite the result this feud must continue. Randy Orton has the skills to get Ziggler to where he needs to be. If WWE ever needed to stop what they think is great entertainment and listen to those who watch their product its now. Dolph Ziggler must have a major victory over a major player in WWE and soon. From there WWE need to have Ziggler dump Vicki Guerrero and attack Orton week in, week out, costing him chances and matches which will lead to a rematch at Hell in a Cell – preferably under some kind of stipulation. I doubt the match will be fought inside the Hell in a Cell as its not classed as a Main Event match.

Vicki Guerrero has done all she can for Dolph now. She’s taken him to the edge of the main event scene and now she needs to graciously step back and allow Dolph to flourish on his own. Vicki has become a major distraction, one Dolph doesn’t need right now. However, Vicki could be the answer to the WWE Divas Division. Stay with me here.

Vicki Guerrero has a natural ability to draw heat from a crowd and elevate a wrestler by being in their corner. She’s helped Edge and Dolph Ziggler. Vicki and Eddie Guerrero’s daughter has just made her WWE debut on NXT and if there was ever a time to employ Vicki in a role where she could really make a difference then this is it. If WWE put Vicki with her daughter then the pair could really light up a division that needs some fire lit underneath it.

At Night of Champions Dolph Ziggler suffered another disservice in his bid to secure a full time main event spot. By now though I’d have thought it would have come second nature to the man known only to a few as Nick Nemeth. If I was Ziggler then I would seriously consider where my career is going. And if WWE don’t supply the good they’ve been promising for a long while now, I may be tempted to take my services elsewhere.

WWE United States Championship Match

Antonio Cesaro (Champion) defeated Zack Ryder

The first thought that came to my mind when Ryder won the pre-show battle royal, was’ at least it’s not Santino’. That was a relief. Thinking on it now though, it might as well have been. It didn’t matter who would have qualified as number one contender, seeing as Antonio Cesaro has only recently been crowned United States Champion there was never any danger of him losing at Night of Champions. His opponent might has well have been Santino for all the result mattered.

Thankfully though, result aside, the match was delightfully good. The best WWE United States Championship Match since WWE TLC 2011 when Ryder defeated Ziggler for the gold. Cesaro showed real promise as defending Champion. It was just a shame that Ryder was a glorified jobber for the night. Even though Ryder was always going to look at the lights on September 16^th, the native of Long Island New York put in a hell of a shift.

I was more impressed with this match alone than I was with the entire duration of Santino’s United States Championship reign. At least WWE gave it ample time to get the job done which is a good sign. Hopefully WWE can run with what it did at Night of Champions and spread it out into television and other pay per views. A few more months like this and Cesaro and the United States Championship could actually mean something in WWE again.

I don’t really know what to suggest for Ryder. The burial continues because he dared to get himself over when WWE couldn’t. I can only suggest that WWE take a long hard look at their talent roster and pick out the very best from the very worst. If that was to happen then I’m sure that Zack Ryder would be in the shuffle. Because whether WWE like it or not Zack Ryder is ten times better than some people on the roster. And a better wrestler than his real life best friend, John Cena.

If John Cena was a considerate friend then he’d be pushing for Ryder to take a better spot in the company. John Cena knows as well as we do how much power he holds with the management in WWE. They never say no to Cena, ever, for fear of upsetting him. If John Cena turned around to Vince McMahon and demanded Zack Ryder be made a star then WWE would do it without even blinking. Yet because of Cena’s mammoth ego and the fact that Ryder would be more popular than he is, which has been proved already, Cena won’t say a word. That is pure selfishness. All because Cena can’t bear that his best friend would be more popular than he is.

As it stands Antonio Cesaro could make real waves if Night of Champions is anything to go by. Let’s just hope WWE give him the platform and room to shine and not decide to bury him when they realise that a former independent circuit wrestler is climbing the ranks in a company so against people who they see as inferior to their gladiators.

WWE Tag Team Championship Match

Kane and Daniel Bryan defeated Kofi Kingston and R-Truth (Champions)

I’m impressed. Based upon the result of the WWE Tag Team Championship Match, I have reason to believe that WWE are serious about their doubles division after all. It looks like WWE have gone back in time and taken a look at their tag team division in the middle of its greatest period ever and designed what was a failing vessel in 2012 in the same image.

The period I’m talking about is of course 1990 – 1994. The period when such great tag teams like the Hart Foundation, the Rockers, the British Bulldogs, Yokozuna and Owen Hart and many more plied their trade for the gold. WWE have actually followed my advice, not that they’ll ever admit it, and given two former Heavyweight Champions the Tag Team Championships to elevate.

Don’t though think the work ends there. Because it’s only just begun. Yes, WWE have done well handing the gold to two supposed big guns, but when one of those men is Kane you still have a problem on your hands. The thing with Kane is that he can’t wrestle. Which means the whole things is going to rely on Bryan. If you remember back to 2003, Kane was decent in a tag team with Rob Van Dam even though RVD did the majority of the work. Now that role has fallen to the ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ man, Daniel Bryan.

On the night, the exchanges between Daniel Bryan and Kofi Kingston were dynamite. They lit up the ring and the tag division. R-Truth and Kane, not so much, but then again what can Truth do with Kane that a smaller man hasn’t already done? If WWE were able to can this match and build on it for the coming months then we might be able to say that the Tag Team Division is taking a step in the right direction. Right now, even though WWE have made giant leaps, I still have to reserve judgment.

With one half of the WWE Tag Team Champions as rotten as a month old piece of fish, you have to wonder just where WWE can go with this. When you add to that the unstable relationship – in the storyline at least – between Kane and Daniel Bryan, as hard as I look, I can’t see this lasting very long. I get the feeling WWE are using the Tag Team Championships to further the storyline and feud between Kane and Bryan.

Should WWE be forging ahead with these two giants as champions then it can only be a good thing. Despite the fact WWE have very little tag teams they’re willing to protect, I can’t help but think Kane and Bryan will run out of opponents before the story runs its course. WWE must now concentrate on the challengers to the gold, which is still going to be Kofi Kingston and R-Truth. Personally, I’d replace R-Truth with Zack Ryder to freshen up the tag team and then WWE could play on the Ryder revenge storyline against Kane, for all Kane put him through earlier in the year.

WWE can’t allow Kane and Bryan to bury Kingston and Truth, because when both men have departed the Tag Team scene and returned to the main event picture it’s going to be those who Bryan and Kane leave in their wake who will have to take the reins of the division and make it fly.

For now though, Night of Champions 2012 heralded a new beginning that the WWE Tag Team Division needed. A breath of fresh air which saw the best WWE Tag Team Championship Match in months and a clean slate. One which your Wrestling God did actually predict.

WWE Divas Championship Match

Eve defeated Layla (Champion)

I’ll hold my hands up. I got this wrong. I was predicting the match based on its supposed participants. Layla and Kaitlyn. In reality Kaitlyn never stood a chance. However if I’d have known Eve was going to replace the punk rock wannabe, then my prediction would have been a Championship change.

This match though was always a given. Layla’s WWE Divas Championship reign has been dull beyond belief. WWE should have done something, anything, to make it a must watch. Yet every defence Layla has made in 2012 I’ve already forgotten.

The match at Night of Champions was meant to be fought between Layla and her storyline best friend, Kaitlyn. However WWE informed us before the match began that Kaitlyn had suffered an ankle injury before Night of Champions. I’m unsure as of yet if this information is correct and Kaitlyn did genuinely have to pull out because of injury, or whether WWE realistically looked at Kaitlyn and saw that both her and this match would be an unmitigated disaster, and pulled her from the card.

If Kaitlyn did pull out due to injury, then the injury took place on a house show sometimes in the week. The urgency of the change and the fact that the best WWE could come up with as a replacement was Eve, says to me that it was a spur of the moment thing. At least I hope it was. WWE had Beth Phoenix and Natalya they could have replaced Kaitlyn with and both would have made a better champion. Maybe Eve really was the only Diva in attendance that night that could have competed. But then Eve did come prepared with her wrestling gear which tells me WWE made this decision at least three days ago and still chose to leave Phoenix and Neidhart out of the picture.

Now we have to look to the future. WWE have to use what happened at Night of Champions to revamp the Divas Division and yes, this is their last chance. Layla isn’t a great wrestler and neither is Eve. The clever thing to do would be to have Eve drop the Divas Championship to either Phoenix or Neidhart on Raw or Smackdown as soon as possible and then cut the dead wood. This would mean culling half of the Divas Division, but when that division consists of more models than wrestlers, none of those who depart would be a great loss.

WWE only need to look to FCW for their answer to the Divas Division. If they implemented the Vicki Guerrero suggestion above you’d have a ready made star in Vicki and the late Eddie Guerrero’s daughter and also a British star who you may have seen on NXT but might not have taken any notice of. The woman I speak of is Paige. If you’re not familiar with Paige or don’t watch NXT, then Paige, real name Saraya Knight first came to my attention in Channel 4’s gripping documentary ‘The Wrestlers: Fighting With My Family’.

Paige, who comes from a British wrestling family, won a WWE contract whilst the documentary was filming and was signed instantly. The girl is beautiful, can wrestle and she’s only 19. WWE need to bring Paige up to the main roster so they can to rebrand the Divas Division with great wrestling and a sense of purpose. If WWE were to pit Beth Phoenix against Paige in a female David vs Goliath feud, in which Paige dethroned a monster Phoenix, then both women could redefine the Divas Division and Paige would instantly become a star. I believe that.

The next re-branding WWE need to do is ditch the ‘Divas Division’ heading and take it back to the Women’s Division. In 2012 the term ‘Diva’ is associated with stroppy women who want their own way and then refuse to perform when they don’t get it. The WWE Women’s Division sound more mature and much easier on the eye. The final piece of crap WWE need to ditch is the wretched Divas Championship. Replace it with the WWE Women’s Championship.

If WWE can implement these changes in the next few weeks then it’s possible for them to grab the Divas Division from the brink of destruction and pull it back. The WWE Universe needs a new female hero they can believe in and get behind and I believe with all my soul and knowledge that Paige is the answer.

Pre Show Match

Battle Royal

WWE United States Championship

Number One Contenders Match

Zack Ryder (Champion) defeated Heath Slater, Michael McGillicutty, Ted DiBiase, Primo, Jinder Mahal, Epico, Justin Gabriel, Tyson Kidd, Brodus Clay, Drew McIntyre, JTG, Santino Marella, Titus O’Neil, Darren Young and Tensai

Fear not, I won’t go through every participant here. We’ve covered Zack Ryder but now I’d like you to take a look at the list of participants and see if you spot what I did. I’ll give you a few seconds. Look.

Done? Good. If you’re eagle eyed then you’ll notice that six of the participants are tag teams. The Prime Time Players, Primo and Epico, and Tyson Kidd and Justin Gabriel. Is it just me or would these men have been better used to help get the Tag Team Division over and decide who would be the new WWE Tag Team Championship Number One Contenders? None of these six ever stood a chance of winning and they looked out of place from the beginning.

By putting three tag teams in a match to decide a Number One Contender demeans the Tag Team Championships. It says to people watching that these tag team members would rather be fighting for a singles Championship rather than what should be in their eyes, the coveted WWE Tag Team Championship.

If you were watching on WWE’s You Tube Channel then you’ll have witnessed a load of wrestlers who haven’t been seen on WWE T.V for a while and wrestlers who have fallen so far in WWE’s estimation that they’re destined for the future endeavour stamp. Tensai, remember him? The man that WWE hyped so much on T.V before Wrestlemania 28 and then lost interest just weeks after his re-debut? Jinder Mahal, a man with so much potential he could be a great addition to WWE, yet a man who WWE have no faith in at all. Ted DiBiase, the man who was one time tipped to be the next Randy Orton but who is now nothing in WWE and I doubt he ever will be.

It was almost sad watching this battle royal. Wherever you looked all you saw was a ring of missed and spent opportunities. So many of these men could have been something in WWE if Vince had bothered to persevere with them. It’s quite sad really. This battle royal was more a graveyard for dead souls who are just traipsing the ring looking to be released from their misery.

If anything at Night of Champions should have made WWE sit up and see what they’ve done wrong it was this battle royal. What a waste.

For all its glitz and glamour, WWE Night of Champions 2012 was fought under a cloud of sadness. Jerry ‘the King’ Lawler’s heart attack has reverberated around the wrestling world and the WWE Universe. Never before have I seen such a show of unity from wrestling fans. It’s quite touching to see. We can be critical. We can be horrible. We can make wrestlers feel like the shit on our shoes. But when something truly tragic happens to one of our heroes then we all rally together to stand by that person until they’re on their feet again. Good job guys.

It was Jerry Lawler who had the biggest impression on the whole pay per view and he wasn’t even there. We complain about ‘The King’ and his routine commentary week after week, but when he’s not there you really notice it. However I’m now glad to report that Jerry is recovering, is awake and if you wish to hear his thank you message to us then log on to WWE.Com.

For the countless pay per view in a row there were some really bad booking decisions that should have been overturned before they were even put in place. There were steps forward in places and steps back in others. JBL on commentary made the event feel like a genuine pay per view and personally I’d hire him to replace Jerry Lawler full time and have the King, upon his return to WWE serve as a road agent – a job which is less stressful than having Vince shout in your ear all night. Jerry Lawler could give his wealth of knowledge to the young up and comers who need guidance.

WWE Night of Champions 2012 – for the way it handled the sticky main event match; the new John Cena t-shirt which I fully agree with and support – I bet you never thought you’d hear me say that; the gripping Fatal Four Way Match for the Intercontinental Championship; the outcome of the WWE Tag Team Championship Match and the solid United States Championship Match – can class itself as a success. And for the most part, WWE can be very pleased with themselves.

However through all the matches and the grandeur, it was this picture that held the sentiment of the pay per view and all those watching.

Onwards and upwards...